Friday, July 18, 2008

Pregnancy screws up your feet?



Yeah, it probably does, I'm not surprised. Not surprised to hear Jen Garner is knocked up either. When your little pap magnet gets too big for the ohhhhh and awwws, you replace it. Her Alias costar, Victor Garner let it slip saying "yes, she is." Then he realized he'd put his pie hole in gear before he warmed up his brain cell and tried to backtrack. Too late, buddy, and we already knew it anyhow. Jen is about 5 months along.
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I know a lot of you love her, sorry, but, I don't. If you don't want you kids photo taken 400 times a day, move somewhere else and be private. Plenty of celebs do it. She makes my ass tired and so does that kid of hers (though it's not the poor kids fault). Now she'll have two or three to shove in the paps faces all day long. Everyone has to have a hobby I guess. Ben Allfeck is "over the moon. That has nothing to do with the new baby...he's just been sent there by the public with no return ticket.

17 comments:

Anonymous said...

not pregnancy - too small shoes and that high heel garbarge screw up feet.

With the result that most celebs have ugly feet.

Ok, Garners were always ugly to begin with ....

Anonymous said...

Are those really her feet?. Was she a coal miner before acting? Wow, I've never seen anything like that before. No toe fetish in that bedroom, well it is Ben Affleck, so he probably sucks Matt Damon's toes grateful for having hitched his wagon to Matt's star.

Anonymous said...

that toe of hers is not caused by being preg. That is like that all the time from the looks of it. EW! Thats weird. It's all square & flat. Strange.

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Dirty Disher said...

"that toe of hers is not caused by being preg." No, you're kidding????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? Someone shoot me..please, I beg you..one quick one in the head.

Anonymous said...

LMAOOOOO!

Anonymous said...

LMAOOOOO!

Anonymous said...

Did someone say "Matt's star"???? That's like saying Kendra's "Exercise Empire"!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

over the moon is a british saying....this is either british pap reporting---where they make up quotes, or ben has been hanging out with britney and picked up some cockney slang...

Anonymous said...

Why do women feel the need to cram their feet into shoes that are too narrow and squish your toes and bones together all in the name of fashion?

Anonymous said...

you know maybe ben wants her to become a geisha girl....geishas have fucked up feet and their little toe flaps over their other toes...

Anonymous said...

geishas? fucked up feet? why? sources?

and 10:20 women are stupid. If some gay, misogynist 'designer' tells them something they believe the bullshit. They don't believe normal men. Nope.

Anonymous said...

here..found ya a pix...it is DISGUSTING....do not look at this first thing or while eating....it shows toes bent flat and a total crack in the foot...

http://www.andreaharner.com/archives/2007/05/not_everything.html

Anonymous said...

shit...it cut the URL short....why blogger why??? let's try again...

fucked up feet pix

misstia

Anonymous said...

I couldn't find anything on geishas binding feet. Geishas are Japanese and footbinding is Chinese.

Anonymous said...

THAT AREN'T GEISHA FEET!

THESE ARE CHINESE WOMEN!

CHINA NOT JAPAN

man, people ARE stupid.

Btw, it is called 'lotus feet' and is banned in china for 70 years or something like that.

Geishas have NORMAL feet.

Anonymous said...

That whole foot binding thing was done as a sexual fetish for men who wanted sexual gratification from the tight fold of the foot (look at the misshapen foot of that older woman in misstia's link) should be self explainatory.

It's sick and twisted is what it is. These poor women had no say, can't imagine the suffering they endured their entire lives.