Thursday, July 24, 2008

SandHumpers personal trainer scares me


Thinking.....Gawd, she could crush your whole body into slime with those ab muscles. Make you shit your pants with the arms...yikes. Feel guilty. Wonder if sitting here all morning can cause roids? Takes another bite of Fruit Loops. Look at her neck! Eeee, can crusher. Feeds a Loop to the rat. Takes another bite. Feels guilty again. Lifts arms a couple of times. Owch. Reaches for the lighter. Puff, puff, studies the photo some more. SandHumper happy? Fails to register how anyone can like this. Decides they're gross and makes toast. With jam. Sugarless jam. My life is changed. I'm just like them. See?

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

put that trainer in a cage match with madonna....she's not as muscular as madonna though...

Anonymous said...

as hard as she looks, her skin on her stoamch seems to be saggy. From too much sun or what? Her neck is weird. She's such a dude. More of a dude than Matt M. He probably hates thats she's more masculine than he is. He's probably scared she will beat the sh** outta him if he doesn't stay in shape! She IS scary!

Anonymous said...

I think her arms look good. Abs and neck are scary.

Anonymous said...

she looks Jewish to me...since when do those chicks run/workout? LOL!!!

Anonymous said...

Her arms look good? We must be looking at a different woman, look at those fore arms they are nothing but sinew, its gross.

She can't be more then 5% body fat if that. i totally dissagree with misstia, this chick could make madonna cry uncle.

Anonymous said...

Oh yeah, Madonna would cry! And I bet this chick has a bigger di** too!

Anonymous said...

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