Shut up already, X-Tina

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Oh, geez, here we go with the rehearsed bullshit...
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Christina on making sex a priority: “We make sure we have mommy and daddy nights out. Our child comes first, obviously, but there are certain things you can do. Once we know he’s in good hands, we go out late at night and have a few drinks. Then we’ll come home, dim the lights and do our thing and I’m not going into any more detail than that!”
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Christina on vowing that motherhood won’t stop her from enjoying “naked Sundays”: “When it comes to things like our cosy naked Sundays I think it’s important for Jordan and I not to lose ourselves. Of course, having a child requires a lot of time and attention, but we think it’s really important to still have mommy and daddy time.”
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This crap sounds like the shit my crank head neighbor spews to her social worker. She's the worst mom in history, but, she has a rehearsed speech about mommy time and baby time. Sometimes she spews that shit to me in the hallway because she's so cranked out she doesn't remember I'm not working for the state, I'm just trying to haul groceries past her dumb ass up the stairs. Not that X-Tina is my neighbor or a druggie, but, this rehearsed "I'm such a good mommy" stuff is old and bullshitty. I'd like Aguilera a lot better if she'd just tell the truth. "I love my kid and spend all day with him, but, the baby shit drives me insane so at night I go out and get shitfaced because we have nannies." I wasn't born yesterday, bitch, and I never rode on the turnip truck.