Friday, July 25, 2008

Sienna Miller needs a twat double

Hippie Hippie Shake producers decided Sienna didn't have enough pubic hair to accurately represent the 60's and a merkin wouldn't do, so they digitally enhanced her pubes giving her a wild bush. You know what? I wanted to see this, but, if her pubes are such a concern, I doubt the movie will be worth two cents. "Historically accurate" twat is something I never wanted to hear critics discuss. She looks pretty here though, bush or not. Hollywood is so stupid sometimes.

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

She needs a merkin.

Anonymous said...

Hollywood never dissapoints now do they.

Silly doesn't do it justice.

Where can i get me a cute little seahorse bikini? lol

Dirty Disher said...

Photoshop..picture tube. :)

Anonymous said...

Merkin won't do? Merkins are always appropriate, for any occasion.

Anonymous said...

if sienna was a 'true' actress she would have grew her bush out!

amateur! They should have hired vanessa hedgehog from that high school musical!

the Constantly Dramatic One said...

@ misstiajournal:

AHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAAHHA!!

Dude, Sienna is pretyy but the bitch has got to die. Just grow your bush out. Its not hard to do.

Anonymous said...

Weeeeeell, she probably got it lasered off for good. Can't grow back after that pleasant experience. All this over pubes. This *is* the modern world!

Anonymous said...

I remember the '60s.
Not all chix were dense down under.

Major Majormajor said...

Ironing board body needed more than a twat double for that, and any other nude scene she may have done. She's like a desert road... no curves in sight.

Anonymous said...

@CDO not hard, but it itches like hell.