Actually it was the ocean and I could have found a joke for that title by skimming through all the worthless jokes hammered into my brain from bartending, but, I don't feel good enough to pull off lame, so here's the story. Ryan said he said he went out into the ocean this last weekend, when he felt a sting. He said, "I thought it was a stick. I wasn't sure what had happened. I saw it swim! He took a bite, and he left." He actually found a sharks tooth. Somewhere there's a shark hiding from someone who hired him to do a job. You can't trust sharks. Simon Cowell should know that by now. I'm just glad it didn't mess up Ryan's hair, there's only so much tragedy I can take.
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But he's still a "Whiteboy"! There is that!
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