The Lohan illegitimate child, Ashley wants to make an album! Surprise, surprise! Sources say she has more talent than Ali. Fark! I've heard cows with their milk bags ready to explode that have more talent than Ali. Yeah, I'm picking on a kid. Ali's last reality episode had her in a Vegas recording studio whining, crying holding up thousands and THOUSANDS of dollars in studio time because she was tiiired, her wasn't having no fun, her cwied because Kody got to go to the arcade, booo hooo. They seemed to be recording her album one line at a time and then splicing it all together because she can't handle all the "pressure and hard work" of singing one gowddamn song all the way through. All the time, Ali has a voice coach miming to her like some JonBennet beauty pagent contestant and producers yelling "You can do it, Ali, you'll be a huge star!" Then they looked like they wanted to kill her. She was wasting their time, wasting all our time. It's time someone told Ali the truth. I guess it has to be me, since her mother won't. ALI, YOU CAN'T SING. YOU ARE NOT IN ANY WAY TALENTED. STOP IT.
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What a frickin' joke these manufactured pop stars are. You can pull a pop album out of a demented monkeys ass now, no one writes, no one has to carry a tune. Hell, you don't even have to be capable of getting through one whole ripped off piece of crap song. You just cry and have Dina for a mother. Yeah, I have no restraint when it comes to Ali Lohan. Let Ashley try, she can't do any worse or waste any more opportunities than this stupid brainwashed talentless kid Ali. Ukkkkkk! And spoiled lazy Ali is not even nice, so don't tell me I shouldn't go off on a kid. She needs a year long time out. I'm going to laugh my ass off when it all tanks.
What a frickin' joke these manufactured pop stars are. You can pull a pop album out of a demented monkeys ass now, no one writes, no one has to carry a tune. Hell, you don't even have to be capable of getting through one whole ripped off piece of crap song. You just cry and have Dina for a mother. Yeah, I have no restraint when it comes to Ali Lohan. Let Ashley try, she can't do any worse or waste any more opportunities than this stupid brainwashed talentless kid Ali. Ukkkkkk! And spoiled lazy Ali is not even nice, so don't tell me I shouldn't go off on a kid. She needs a year long time out. I'm going to laugh my ass off when it all tanks.
3 comments:
ALL girls that age want to 'have an album out'. WTF? And how did she get promoted so fast? Hmmm, smells like Michael working a la Joe Simpson.
Micheal is soooo in charge of all this sh**. She's a baby! She's already getting f***ed up by his actions and her mom is a very willing and greedy participant! She looks sorta like Ali tho. Not gorg but cute, not anything special. She's too little. Leave her alone, let her grow up and decide things for herself. Michael isn't being a dad for her, he has become her manager! That is sooo sad and says alot about his character. He's an asswipe! I hope Lilo never speaks to him again! Can't blame her one bit!
I agree about Lilo, but the problem is, we NEED parents and if we didn't get decent parenting, it leaves holes in us all life long and we'll always try to get that missing parenting from them, (or from someone else). I think Lindsay is FULL of emptiness from her manipulating parents.
Does anyone remember the tv segment where Dina was decorating a NY apartment for Lindsay for when she got out of rehab? What happened to that?
The word 'whore' is overused, but I think in some dictionaries, the definition of it is: Dina Lohan.
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