Chris Martin, father of Apple and Moses, says: "There is nothing weird about calling your baby Chewbacca if that's what you want to call your baby. It's no stranger than Sarah. A name is just a noise."*
Nu, uhh, wanker. Why do I think him and Gwyneth Peepal just spend their evenings grinding hairless donuts and thinking up ways to mess with their kids? I want him to change his name to Fart. It's just a noise.
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Wait a minute, Dishy. Maybe Chris Moron er, Martin, has a point after all;
If one is wealthy enough that they (and their child) are living in a completely isolated fantasy world, where their every wish is not only granted... but delivered to their door, where "the law" is merely something the little people have to abide, where an "education" is handed over on a silver platter, where a devastating illness isn't necessarily all that devastating, where their friends are bought and paid for, where they will never have to wait on line for anything... ever...
... maybe, just maybe... they can go through life with the name "Chewbacca".
Or "fart", for that matter.
well his music is noise....
DD did you read about the little girl who was made ward of the state in NZ so that she could legally change her name from Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii into something normal?
poor Talula http://blogs.usatoday.com/ondeadline/2008/07/parents-lose-cu.html
My mother always used to say that people with unusual names are high achievers, so we all had weird names. Today I design websites for no money (but I'm happy)
Fart Wanker Poopoo Pisser Fishy Martin Paltrow
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