Ranae Shrider on sex with Verne Troyer...*
On Verne’s height:
Anything but the traditional missionary position was just impossible. So I’d lie on the bed and Verne would crawl up my legs to have sex with me. And as he did it his feet would be tickling my knees!
It wasn’t quite as passionate as sex with a normal-sized man but he did his best. He didn’t wear a condom. There was no point, they’re all too big. On the whole though, he wasn’t short of sexy skills and tried his hardest to make up in technique what he lacked in size.
On the couple’s romantic first night together:
It was two weeks before we finally had sex, at his place. I was so nervous I wanted it over and done with. … For a small guy he’s quite well endowed. I had no complaints. But the whole thing was over in three minutes.
It was strange having sex with someone who couldn't reach to kiss me at the same time, except for my tummy that is! I was so relieved it was over. But minutes later Verne was ready to go again. That night we made love three times in 20 minutes.
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Arggggggggggg! Spewing green projectile the likes of which Linda Blair has never seen! OMG...EWWWWWWWW! "Crawl up her legs?" Oh, my freeking stomach..my brain! Owwwww! FARK! It's like some horror movie! Like some little dinky alien monster baby is skanking up your gams aiming for your snatch to do god only knows what to your insides...OMFG. Have someone toss him across the room at your twat while you spread naked and see if he lands head first in the moist spot. If his feet stick out, you win! Oh, I'm making myself so seriously sick. What is wrong with me???? Gag, cough, pukkkkkeee..........ahggg, blech!
18 comments:
"He didn’t wear a condom. There was no point, they’re all too big"
"He’s quite well endowed.."
"He wasn’t short of sexy skills.."
"The whole thing was over in 3 minutes.."
"I was so relieved it was over.."
"We made love three times in 20 minutes.."
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Un-fucking-believable.
Contradict yourself much?
This chick is looking for her 15-minutes of fame. What a desperate way to go about it. Ewww.
Those bitches who hook up with Verne Troyer are disgusting, publicity-seeking whores. The guy's had a string of "girlfriends" and wives since he became famous, but not one of them has lasted longer than a few months and each ended bitterly.
It could be said that he doesn't choose wisely... but then, HE isn't much of a catch himself!
I'll never get past the image of him riding his motorized scooter around the "Surreal Life" house in the middle of the night... totally NUDE, drunk off his ass, making un-earthly, buzzer-like noises "ehhhhhhh" and taking a PISS in the corner of one of the rooms. (All caught on camera and becoming part of the first episode)
Nice. Where do I sign up?
Ohhh, Dishy...I have just one word for you: CHUCKY!
http://www.best-horror-movies.com/images/childs-play-chucky-sneering.jpg
You sure as hell know how to paint a vivid picture with words. Thanks for the (belly) laugh!
CapriciousCat
So...
he makes you a weensy bit nauseous? Is this the msg you're trying to convey?
*she chuckles alot here*
mm
he'd have better luck if he fit himself inside a giant dildo...
Verne is just trying to find someone to spend some time with. This woman sold him out to the press and didn't care about exposing what I am sure is some major insecurity on his side. Poor guy should look for other small people to date so he won't get burned by more whores.
This whole story makes me want to puke, seriously. This woman is a total,sleazy bitch who will stop at nothing if she thinks she might make a buck even sleeping with a handicapped person and then putting out this sick video and adding daiy commentary describing what it was like. Maybe for him he was just making love, but bitch had it in her mind all the time to use the tape like a freak-show. Makes me want to vomit.Just EWWWW. She says it was his idea to make the video and I really doubt that. She went after him only for her own twisted reasons.
Susan
Sounds like a prostitute talking about a john. (sneers) Classy!
I've followed Verne's career/life story for years and I've noticed that very single woman he's been with has sold him out one way or another. Every one of 'em.
They were users one and all and it's true-- Verne does make reeeeally bad choices. Bottom line.
That's because he chooses skanky, sleazy, wanna-be-famous Hollywood whores.
Play with fire - Get burned.
I don't feel sorry for him, not one bit.
I do feel sorry for him, what a horrible bitch for revealing such intimate personal details....poor guy :(
I feel sorry for him too being betrayed the way he has been time and time again. But I also agree that he's made nothing but really bad choices in all these women and his substance abuse. He needs help for himself before he can have a hope at a decent relationship.
For Miss Tia re: fit himself in a giant dildo
http://youtube.com/watch?v=NmphAg8x8hE
about a woman who gets dumped by an idiot and finds confort with her battery operated boyfriend in the bathroom. I know it's in spanish but it's pretty much self explanatory! Don't need translation here!
Her parents must be so proud of there little whore! God she has to be the lowest kind of person. Trash.
Waterlilly, thanks for the entertaining video!
NO comments about the icky story though. Barf.
Herve' Villachez (Tatoo) blew his brains out after life was too much. He too has substance problems and was mistreated by women that used him for fame. This is going to end badly I fear. A man, even a little man can only take so much humiliation.
Awwww you're all just jealous!! This girl is a "doer"! She always knew that if she was persistent that someday she'd be famous, look at her now!
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