Clawing at her disappearing fame, ParAsshole seems a bit saggy. Knowing she has no boobs, I thought it was shopped by someone who hates her, which would have left 90 million suspects..but, then I realized her chicken cutlet had slipped and was being held in by her stretchy polyester dress. Tee hee!*
ParAsshole used to have gigantic implants, that was back when she had brown hair and brown eyes, but, she had them taken out. You'd think someone as vain as her would know she has some great natural boobage, but, she's famous for the cutlet push bra thingy. Latest ParAsshole rumor is she tried to cheat on Benji by being "all over" some soccer player named Christiano Ronaldo at a club recently. Benji wasn't there, but, the soccer dude didn't want her anyway. Who does? Poor bitch doesn't even know she's over. Hold on to your fake tits, ParAsshole, it's a long way down.
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Who is this chick again?
Ohhh...her new "Best Friend" show is coming out soon. We haven't seen the last of her, sadly!
I have seen so many pictures of her with a dick in her mouth that is hard for me to look at her and not picture it happening. Famous for being an irresponsible pet owner, a diseased tramp, spoiled no talent whore.
yeah, anon 9:33 is right....why doesn't peta target her for her irresponsible pet owner ways??
that 'soccer dude' is more famous than the Madden brothers, Nicole Richie and half of the Hilton's (including a demented sister and stupid parents) together.
Real Madrid was willing to pay 100 Million Euros for him. Not stinking worthless Dollars, Euros. That is roughly 160Million Dollars.
And they expected to get most money back via trikots and advertisement. This guy is bigger than Beckham (because he does have a talent, unlike Beckham).
Paris never had implants. Get your story straight.
All the rest is true.
"Stinking worthless Dollars?". The Euro is a collection of failed economies (European union) made up of socialist jingoists trying to repair the damage caused by the failed trade, health care and incentive programs that caused them to have zero gnp growth. If they stop trading amongst themselves and restricting commodity trades; the Euro will go below the peso.
yeah, well one of that 'failed' economies is the worlds biggest exporters.
btw who does have a banking crisis and who doesn't?
Oh, and before you attack, inform yourself. Think back a couple of years (if you can) and all the protective tariffs Bush set up (and got his ass handed for).
And as a last point: what do you think would happen if the EU or China would push all the Dollars on the market they were forced to accept?
The result would be among one canadian dollar = 1000 american dollars.
Ask an economist.
1:01. Get over yourself. China will be the next economic power. US always goes up and down. We will be back. Look at the history. I know its easier to hate. Its ok we are use to it. Really dont care.
Tahnk you Bill. European Union had to adopt the Euro to save their economy. With the subsidizing guidelines trying to make everyone equal, local economies go under in underdeveloped rural areas. Not hard to spot the "one world order" crowd hating America for our ability to be independent and not surrendering to the world community. "One What economy are you talking about?. "..one of those failed economies is the world's biggest exporter". Read about the effect the subsidizing of farming in Europe affected Africa.
Long live capitalism, free trade, entrepeneuralism, and hard work. Government programs breed laziness and apathy.
The environmental impact of the subsidizing plan in Europe is enormous. Countries are assigned a specific ammount of comestibles they are allowed to grow, the rest is exported to the rest of the EU. In England I buy meat from France!. That's just one example. The pollution from transporting victuals just so the French economy won't go under is crazy. Beurocracy at its best.
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