I just got two emails asking what they are and why they're called that. They're called that because they look like packaged chicken cutlets and also because in the old days wannabe starlets would put real wrapped pieces of chicken in their bras to give an illusion. They come in a variety of types..some have nips and fit over the breast. The most popular ones today are similar the top photo..they go under the real breast and to the outside sides to push the breasts into impressive cleavage. There are also special ones for mastectomy women and men who want to be women. There are also hard hard nip enhancers (made popular by the girls on Sex And The City) and special pads and cutlets for your butt and hips. So next time you drool over cleavage, men..think what might be under the clothes and go for the brains. All this while I dream of a breast reduction. How I wish women would realize how pretty small perky boobies are. I'd like to see a mans face when these things fall out on the floor for the first time. That concludes DD sexual enhancement lecture for uninformed men today. Now go take your Viagra and some day I'll explain to you the boredom we feel at the old in and out. Thank you for your patience, girls.
14 comments:
You're so informative.
You own those second ones, smartie pants. You're just mad cause I got email.
How I long for perky boobies....damn it all. We call you DD...you can call me DDD.
Daphne
In Phoebe Price's case, she sticks those in her cheeks.
Owwwwch Jebb!! LOL!! (Good one!!)
Ahna
I came by my reduction as a by product of cancer surgery but it's been a blessing in diguise!
Save up and get it done DD if it's at all possible because it is SO worth it. I can't even explain the physical comfort and freedom after even only being 3 cup sizes smaller.
Blouses actually button up! Sweaters aren't stretched out of shape, tee-shirts fit the way they are supposed to. Your not buying tops 2&3 sizes bigger just to be able to cover your bloody boobs! You can even buy and wear pretty bras!lol
These twitty women who go out and buy big boobage have no idea what its like cartin'em around @ weight, sweaty underneath yuck and don't mention the issues with gravity and trying to find decent bra's that fit well and look half way ok.
Theres alot to be said for those lucky enough to be born with natural perky up where they were meant to be B cups lol
I am a man and I prefer small and well formed over a big hanging mess everytime.
And don't get me started on silicone tits. Ugly, ugly, ugly and disgusting.
These must be pretty high end. I've seen the the ones at WalMart and they aint got no nipples!
walmart sells fake tits???
Yeah, 12:28! They only make pretty bras for small boobs. When they start going up from a C cup the bra gets uglier! Why!!!!!!!!!!
WalMart sells the same cutlets and products made by a company called "Fashion Forms" that VS sells. They both use their own packaging. Macy's uses the "Fashion Forms" package - but they all come from the same place. WalMart has the good price though.
-T
luckily breasts do nothing for me - am a foot man. And it is much harder to fake cute, healthy feet ;)
My feet are always pretty but how I would love to buy shirts and dresses that fit and yes actually button.
However my new boyfriend looked really unhappy when I talked about getting them "done".
Anon 12:54 Big hanging mess???
LMAO @ 'The old in and out' - but they all think they are gawd's gift.
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