Audrina Patridge gets paid $10,000 to party at a bar. Not only that, but, they must provide a body guard, a VIP area, beer, wine, two bottle service, champagne, mixed drinks, security and all that for her buddies too. Because she can't go alone.
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That's right..a nobody loser chick who can't even focus both eyes at one thing gets 10 grand to go sit in a bar. No one had better try talking to her either. Personally I think any skank would do, most ugly unfocused skanks would give the owner a blow job for a free drink. Audrina is a skank who thinks highly of herself. I'd rather go to a bar and drink neglected gold fish water while watching Annette Funicello play beach blanket bingo with a deeply disturbed donkey. Hmm, actually I'd pay to see that if the MS shakes kicked in when the donkey yelled "Bingo!" Shut up. You know you would too.
That's right..a nobody loser chick who can't even focus both eyes at one thing gets 10 grand to go sit in a bar. No one had better try talking to her either. Personally I think any skank would do, most ugly unfocused skanks would give the owner a blow job for a free drink. Audrina is a skank who thinks highly of herself. I'd rather go to a bar and drink neglected gold fish water while watching Annette Funicello play beach blanket bingo with a deeply disturbed donkey. Hmm, actually I'd pay to see that if the MS shakes kicked in when the donkey yelled "Bingo!" Shut up. You know you would too.
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This could *really* piss me off.. but I take solace in the fact that soon, very soon... it's all gonna end for lil' miss A. She's only getting this (undue) attention/remuneration because she's on a hit reality show.
(Frankly, I think she probably was paid to visit a club *once*... and now uses that fact to enhance her image-- and besides, if it's true-- why was she on TMZ a while back being turned away by the doorman at VILLA???)
Either way, it will end. They ALL do. And then she'll be back in 'nowheresville" once again.
Thing is, it's going to suck GIANT ASS because she was, at one time-- relatively "well-known". Eventually, no one will even remember her name.
"Who was that cross-eyed girl on "The Hills"... ya know, the one with the dark hair and no upper lip??"
yeah...she's soo not even pretty. She does have a good figure tho. But she isn't pretty one bit. This is stupid. How does a bar owner afford to pay her that and then furnish all that crap for her and all her cling-ons? They must own one hell-of-a bar business there! I guess they can make that back easily enough with $12 drinks and a minimum. She sucks and like was already said, her fame clock is ticking.
She looks like a wild Osmond child!
Agreed. Soon she'll be watching a younger, prettier, and more talented girl getting more attention and she'll turn into Courtney Love. Spencer claimed to get US$100,000.00 for appearance fee. Ridiculous how pathetic one would have to be if you are going to a club to look at this girl from a distance.
jeez...ya'll can look at me for free! All of me, all the time. Day and night!
Britney Spears Summer 2007
wonk eye? Lazy eye? whats with her eyes? And she either has the biggest teeth ever or bad caps. I dont believe this girl can actually close her mouth.
I don't even know who she is but I think that it's not so much that she has talent as that the twins have talent...
Why? she has chipmunk face. and her tits are soooo fake.
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