Song for Jessica
I'm.. cuntry, and....my...tits,
Look great.. in this shirt that doesn't fit,
My hair is greasy and it looks like shit,
but, I use Proactive so I don't got any zits!
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I... let
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I... let
the greatest farts you ever smelt,
I'm cuntry..you can tell by..
my belt.
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Tony.. Romo.. is the love of my life
The National Enquirer says I'm gonna be his wife,
I'm.. famous and it's goin' to my head..
I'm bigger than the pile I left in John Mayer's bed!
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I... let
the greatest farts you ever smelt,
I'm cuntry...you can tell by..
my belt
6 comments:
good one DD!!
You forgot > I'm papa Joe's, Wonky eyed,transvestite hoe and many ppl are telling me to just GO AWAY!! My only real guy friend is a hairstylist whose gay~
LMAOOOO! Oh and "my sister is knocked up but her husband is so gay..maybe she'll get stretch marks, that's what I hope and pray! Manillo can go suck it, alls she got was Nick..and everybody knows about his little tiny dick! I'll stretch my 15 minutes.. it's all about me..you can ask my daddy, he loves my double D's "
brilliant DD!!!!
I smell a Grammy.
LMAO you old poet! ;D
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