Niagara Falls Review.. Simpson couldn’t stop talking when she should have been singing. John writes, “Simpson needs to explain in exhausting detail what every single song is about, and the endless banter kills any momentum. She’s still living in a reality show, convinced everyone is so fascinated with her personal life, they’d rather hear her talk than sing.
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Her fans are a bunch of white trash women with the brain power of a popcorn fart dipped in Jack Daniels, so they probably loved her blabbing and figured they got their $70 bucks a ticket worth. Tony is her true love, Nick cheated, she was abused by mean girls, God gave her a gift, she fucked the entire cast of Jackass, she had explosive diarrhea in Mayer's bed, wait no, she skipped those last two parts. What..........ever, Jessica. It's bad when no one needs to photo shop you to get this many retarded photos. Yeee haw. Carry on.
7 comments:
$70 a ticket for HER?????
anyone who paid that got what they deserved--but not in full...
can't she go away???
She has more fart stories to tell.
for $70 i'm surprised 'fans' didn't get their own personal rose smelly fart....
How can she dress like that?????? Why???? does she think that makes her look country? I hate the stupid untalented bitch.
That dress is ten kinds of terrible.
Sooooo how did this feral looking creature get famous again? Pastor Joe is soooome pimp daddy!
Bet she got that dress at Jed Clampett's hillbilly garage sale.
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