Monday, August 11, 2008

Blurbs by gay bloggers lead to screen freeze


After reading blog blurbs like "Rumer Willis sports the uber-chic Nicole Khristine “Angel Wing” Ring" my dumb ass wants to know what the hubbub is about so I clicked his link and got a big ad for Self magazine and nothing on jewelry. Not to be denied my vast knowledge of celeb excess and, cough, style, I type in the designers name and find sites loaded with mouse traps, ads for other magazines, huge photos of Perez Hilton playing kick ball and still know nothing about what I was looking for. Let's just say, Chinzilla can keep her ugly ass ring and no one gives a fuck that Jesse Metcalfe got punched at the launch of the '08 spring collection. It's not much of a collection if no one can see it, but, the slack faced children of actors and dick sucking bloggers who shit themselves over Bradgelina photos. Moving on..

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

I can't see a ring that looks anything like an angel's wing :/

Just Jared is an idiot with nothing to say, so probably just making stuff up. His blog is BORING!!

Anonymous said...

i did search on ebay and i saw rings that actually LOOKED like angel wings!!

that ring she's wearing is probably some gypsy charm to ward off more fugliness...

Anonymous said...

Forget the ring, I hope she grows into her body shape and gets over the awkward phase already. Poor girl should start a support group with Kloe Kardashian for less attractive sisters.

Anonymous said...

her haircut does help somewhat. Lets hope she keeps improving. A head transplant? Sadly decapitation is not a remedy, it's called murder. Other than that I don't know how to help her. But honestly, she looks like Demi, more than you might think!