Brad Pitt took Mad and Pax somewhere..don't make me read where, I just look at pictures with my cereal. I think it said Venice, but, Italy or California or? Maybe he BOUGHT Italy for them. Yeah. With the money they saved skipping the barber. No, it's real Venice..damn, why did I look? Anyhow, George Clooney and Brad were at Not On Our Watch benefit and some total jerkwad asked George when he was going to settle down. George: “I am so surprised to hear that question. That is honestly the first time I’ve been asked that question. I am getting married and having children today. Brad?” George deadpanned. “And until then I’ll be sharing mine with him. I’ll have two more by next year,” Brad quickly added.
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George is funny and nice to idiots who ask ignorant questions, but, I doubt Pitt was kidding. I hope he names the new ones Axe and Jax. Or Flax and Crax. Or triplets, Sad, Bad and Doodad. Dr. Seuss could have had a heyday with that family. And I just want Brad and George to finally kiss. You know they want to, but, Angie won't let them unless Jon Voight adopts Clooney.
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Pax is a big Susan Sontag fan.
Whats with Pax's teeth? How many front teeth does that kid need?? Orthodontist anyone?
Where's flaaaaaava flav?!
True-True! His obviously favorite kid! Where did he hide her? But thank gawd he did!
He likes hold little flav in Private and when skankalina's not watching.
btw. Where's James Voight Haven these days? I guess he's with his new blobs. pffffttt.
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