Monday, August 11, 2008

Ho smackin' is against the law



Hayden PantyLiners daddy has been arrested for spousal abuse. Alan Panettiere knows how to handle a wife who "disrespects" him by hanging with someone else at a party. He smacked her right in the plastic kisser. Cops took photos of the "visible marks." Alan's bail is set at $50,000 bail. I think he bitch slapped the wrong Panty. Now poor Hayden will have to give up whipped coffee for two days to get dad out of the clink. Lesley Panettiere has a permanent look of shock on her face, so she gave no reaction to the beat down.

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

What a horribly plastic family. They look like the cheap store Barbie knock-offs - three for $5.

Anonymous said...

There's never an excuse for hitting a woman. Sounds like Alan has some insecurity problems. Maybe it upsets him that his daughter is dating a guy his same age.

Anonymous said...

Mom is terribly shiny, isn't she? I hope his hand slipped right off, barely hurting her.

It's unlikely it was the first hit.

Anonymous said...

I was staring at her forehead too! It looked like a those carnival jack-in-the-box things.

Anonymous said...

Her Dad looks just like Tate Donovan!! Wow that's creepy.

Anonymous said...

I thought he was similar to Tate too.

Lesley's eyebrows are a mess, heavy square anchor then plucked to a thin line.

Anonymous said...

Hmmm...i don't like women hitters, doesn't matter if they live in a trailer or a mansion. It happens! But I don't really care about this family. We all have our own problems to deal with. Sucks for them, but I bet the bail will be no prob. No charges will be filed, it will go away. She will get a big fat diamond ring and all will be rosey again. I gotta figure out how to just pay my own bills! I don't give a sh** about them!

Anonymous said...

Hayden looks like her dad. Exactly! Its hard to tell if she resembles her mom since her mom doesn't even resemble herself probably! EW! Yucky family. Fake & very fake. I hate fake people. Esp ones with huge foreheads. Who do they think they are? AJ or something? LOL!!!

Anonymous said...

Is that picture from before or after he smacked her?