On bringing plus sizes (is that a disgusting 10?) to her modeling agency, Janice said: "I don't want to represent plus sizes, but we gave it a shot. I love fat people; I just don't want anything to do with them. Is that bad?"*
Ta ha! No, but, my first thought was "I love crusty smelly old ex-super model vaginas that need their own zip code, but, I just don't want anything to do with them. Is that bad?"
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And right before I found this gem, I took a shower and accidentally dropped the towel in front of a totally unnecessary full length mirror. Recoiling in horror, I suddenly realized..hmm, I'm not very fat anymore at all. All my life I was too skinny and tried to hide it, then I became too fat and tried to hide it. Am I on my way to being too skinny again? Somewhere in there (it's logical to think) I must have been perfect. Damn, I wish Janice had been there to point out that one week or two. OR...we could all celebrate our unique perfection like Jennifer Love Hewitt did after being called a fat ass. Oh, wait, she just lost 18 pounds which is still a size 2, in her world. Stupid Hollywood..I'll kick your ass.
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Scary old yuckness.
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Scary old yuckness.
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i don't want anything to do with someone who should know better wearing black nylons with open toed heels....
There is Nothing Worse than a Desperate Old Hag with too much Plastic Surgery gone bad! talking about Fat ppl. pfffftttt. Look at that Joker looking face.
Ouch!, I just saw photos of Vadge from her tour.
I'm 50 too, and still manage to keep my figure and sex appeal, but when women our age do things like that, it looks REALLY bad. She's all sinew and vein, and she's looks REALLY pathetic showing her crotch.
I haven't seen any 50ish women trying to put it out there and succeeding at it. Watching them try too hard makes me wince. All their efforts just exacerbate the lines and wrinkles of aging, stuff I'm working hard to minimize.
Once you get that hard, determined "Shirley MacLaine" edge, you can't be sexy - Sharon Stone, Madonna, Dickinson, etc. are all making themselves ridiculous trying to be both.
Michelle Pfeiffer, Kim Basinger, etc are much sexier.
Once female hormones diminish with age, you gotta prevent the "butch" from taking over. Sharon Stone and Vadge can never go back, and they serve as reminders to the rest of us.
Shirley McClain??? I love her!!! She's the best and she has NEVER acted like Madonna or Sharon Stone. She says whats on her mind and she has the right to do that. I love her! I am 51 and not fat either. gawd! I still feel 28 ya' know? Howd this happen? I don't fight it, I am not pretending to be 18. I can wear cute jeans & clothes tho and I do. I color my hair so I wont feel like an old woman, thats the only concession I have made to my age. But yeah, Madonna has made me sick and doubt she's winning new fans now! She's old enough to be the tweens grandma! She needs to just stop trying to be 20 again and get over herself. Honestly, she appears to be on steroids.
She is one of the most classless individuals I've ever seen anywhere...I feel sorry for anyone who has to be around that loudmouth.
Janice is an embarassment to any of us anywhere near her age. Saw her bio on the bio channel just yesterday and in her old modeling day footage you wouldn't even recognize her from this freak we see now. She was very pretty and natural. I don't know what this thing is she's had created. She was very proud of being obnoxious and loud. Guess what, Janice, nobody thinks you are cute anymore. You are sickening and man-like.
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