Jessica to concert goers in Ontario: "I do pass gas a lot," she said "I guarantee it smells like roses."*
So it's actually her breath that smells like a bucket of pig shit and rotting meat? I wish I'd been a mouse in the corner when John Mayer woke up and said "Who left this big pile of lovely roses in my bed?"
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Gawd!!! She certainly isn't shy! I remember the 1st season on "Newlyweds" she had the craps and went while the crew was filming and Nick came home and was spraying air freshener & trying to get her to take Pepto. She was just falling down laughing about it. She has no shame! I still like her. She just talks about stuff most girls that look like her wouldn't discuss.
I like her belt
What a disgusting pig.
Ok call me hopelessly out of date but did she really crap the bed?
The maids in the hotel where they stayed swear she did. Jessica only admitted to being very sick.
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