The singer and her longtime boyfriend, rodeo champion Ty Murray, eloped to the Bahamas and exchanged vows in a private ceremony Thursday night.
“She wore a traditional wedding gown, while Ty wore his favorite blue jeans, white shirt and cowboy hat,” says Jewel’s rep. “The couple is very happy and look forward to enjoying their honeymoon.”
“She wore a traditional wedding gown, while Ty wore his favorite blue jeans, white shirt and cowboy hat,” says Jewel’s rep. “The couple is very happy and look forward to enjoying their honeymoon.”
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Yeah, yeah, I hope they're happy too, but, no one anywhere is saying what we're all thinking. She married a retarded cowpoke who looks like he's been kicked in the face by a mule and now someone has to tie tin cans to the back of the short bus as they ride off to the "special" place for the honeymoon. A place where everyone uses jumbo crayons, claps with the back of their hands and wears drool bibs. I mean, congrats. Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, I hope they're happy too, but, no one anywhere is saying what we're all thinking. She married a retarded cowpoke who looks like he's been kicked in the face by a mule and now someone has to tie tin cans to the back of the short bus as they ride off to the "special" place for the honeymoon. A place where everyone uses jumbo crayons, claps with the back of their hands and wears drool bibs. I mean, congrats. Yeah.
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Some people don't photograph well. Let's not jump to conclusions.
Ty is a cowboy hall of fame inductee, and I wouldn't mind tightening a girth strap and riding that filly!.
Ok dd, stop reading my mind. But, I smell a shit storm coming this way. Don't worry though, I have the fan turned on. It's gotten a lot of usage this week. :)
they have been together for 10 years. I would guess she's knows him pretty well by now. If he's retarded then she must like it!
I thot she was getting her fangs fixed? Well, she didn't! What happened?
i remember seeing her on a magazine years and years ago (when she first hit the music scene) and i asked a friend 'why is this retarded chick on the cover of a mag?' they said she was alaskan, not retarded....she looked retarded to me! i heard a snippet of one of her songs once and yeah, she's retarded...
whats wrong with her boobs in this pic?????????
You people are so ignorant, calling them retarded when you know damn well they arent. They probably have more money that all of you combined, cant get rich and famous when your mentally challenged. Biggots.
who cares how much money she has? she looks retarded and has wonky tits!!!
Her tits look awesome!!!! misstia
you need to get laid. You hate to hate. Not even funny like DD.
It's disturbing the level of assumptions based on appearance our whole world is accepting of isn't it, yet it's a whole new ball game, suddenly unacceptable, when it's directed towards someone we know and care about. So why is it acceptable on any level?
Hey, just goes to show that there's someone for everyone. If they are happy and have lasted 10 years, well that's quite a landmard for celebrities. I wish them every happiness.
Hey, just goes to show that there's someone for everyone. If they are happy and have lasted 10 years, well that's quite a landmark for celebrities. I wish them every happiness.
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