Kate Beckinsale just won't shut up about her "Pharaoh's Tomb" and now she's convinced herself that the entire world has nothing to do but get a photo of her vagina. She's invented some game to amuse herself which consists of wearing short skirts with no underwear and outwitting the paps...*
KB: “It was one of those nights when I wore a supertight dress that you couldn’t have worn anything under, since it would have showed. The paparazzi were literally lowering their cameras like speculums when I got out of the car.
“On the way home, I said to my husband ‘Darling, I think they might have gotten it.’ And so when we pulled in I made him re-enact the thing with his camera - a sort of crime-scene run through. It appears I survived unscathed.”
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I like the way she calls her poon "it" like everyone would know what "it" is because "it" is so important. Someone send this woman a book to read so she has another subject to talk about. And who actually calls their husband "Darling?" Seriously.
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The English do use the term "darling", esp the hi class types like KB. But to call your vag a tomb of a pharoah is not a flattering term anyways! A guy is gonna want to get with that? And risk falling in? That makes it sound like a cavern, a grand canyon or something. She's an idiot. & if you wear a tight dress w/o undies for long enough, sorry to be so crude, but you could get a little wet spot going on the back of it. It can't be helped. Thats why they invented the thong girls!
Kate isso pretty! until she opens her mouth. She's reminding me more & more of Angelina Voight' Jolie everyday.
STFU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
She calls it the pharoah's tomb because so many dirty arabs have been in it and then died.
I don't care how pretty any woman is; some guy is tired of fucking her. She should talk about her mechanics skills and her accuracy playing darts, quarters, and other drinking games. That would make her more attractive.
anon @ 8:04 wrote:
"The English do use the term "darling", esp the hi class types like KB...."
True enough, but KB is not ANY sort of high class-- English or otherwise.
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