Sunday, August 10, 2008

My family makin' me proud

So, Lissa (with pudding all over her face) found a bunch of old hats in the eternal yard sale box on mom's porch and put one on, then she slapped one on mom's head and they both wore them all morning. It was pretty cute, but, Lis won't pose. Tough luck, Dawma. She's picking out her own clothes now, can you tell? I was picking up junk as usual, and they both got mad because I threw the deflated wading pool in the garbage. But, but, it's a fwog!!! I don't care if it's a frog, it's broken and the lawn mowing guy is coming. They glare at me until I promise to buy a new one today. Mom is wearing an off the shoulder blouse that shows her bra straps. I ask why she does that crap and she says "That's the way THEY wear them nowdays." I want to know who the fuck 'they' are and she shows me a National Enquirer with Carmen Electra wearing the same thing. Okay then. Dumbass me, if it's good enough for Carmen, it's good enough for my mother.
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I tell Lissa to stop hanging her tongue out, I don't care if the dog does it too, you look special ed. She hangs it out and makes up a song "I speswel ed and I gots a ha-uuut." Sing song special ed song all around the swing. Soon mom joins her, they use sticks for batons and start a two person parade around my car and the swings.."I speswel ed and I gots a ha-uuut!"
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This is how rumors get started. Maybe she'll marry Sean Preston and mom can be the flower girl. They both have nip slips, but, I won't go into that. Look for it on Hollywood Tuna, the special family special edition.

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

DD-Your mom is ADORABLE

Anonymous said...

that second picture is priceless!!

Dirty Disher said...

My family IS special..but, they just live to pick on me, I swear.

Dirty Disher said...

Oh, I forgot to mention that my mothers name is Louella. I don't know any kid that can say that name, but, Lis came up with the best version. She calls her "Dawma Twu-lela." Now everyone calls her that.

Anonymous said...

They both look great, really healthy and happy.
Great post, dd!

Major Majormajor said...

DD, your family is a trip! Yay!
(ps., my Mom used to do the same thing with fashion trends. When she was about 60, see-through body suits were all the rage. Seeing your 60 year-old Mom do laundry in such a top is surreal.)

Major Majormajor said...

And Lissa looks so happy!

Anonymous said...

Those pics are so cute!!!

They both look so trendy &, as was stated above, very happy.

:)

Anonymous said...

What a lovely family!! Lissa is getting prettier everyday!

Anonymous said...

For a little lady that refuses to pose she seems very photogenic. My family is nuts too, but for some reason I keep going to visit them :P At my mum's the eternal yard sale is in the living room!

Unknown said...

You guys are too cute and adorable. Your mom looks like she's a hoot!

Dirty Disher said...

Drina, the eternal yard sale, yeah, you know what I'm talkin' about. Sheesh.