I didn't even know we needed a new Lara Croft, I didn't even know we needed the old one, but, with Angelina pumping out babies faster than a primed well after a monsoon and choosing our world leaders for us, it figures we'd need a new version. Lara Croft will be played by Alison Carroll and I'm picturing her against her cooter. The great white cooter fight. The cooter battles a weed whacker. They should re title it "Lara Crotch." Ever hear of a bikini wax? There's the reason it was invented.
Monday, August 11, 2008
The New Lara Croft Revealed
I didn't even know we needed a new Lara Croft, I didn't even know we needed the old one, but, with Angelina pumping out babies faster than a primed well after a monsoon and choosing our world leaders for us, it figures we'd need a new version. Lara Croft will be played by Alison Carroll and I'm picturing her against her cooter. The great white cooter fight. The cooter battles a weed whacker. They should re title it "Lara Crotch." Ever hear of a bikini wax? There's the reason it was invented.
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She's not the new Laura she is a model for the new video game. Get your facts strait your slippin
couldn't they have photoshopped her crotch coloring???
at least she doesn't have maxi wings showing!
Beautiful! I'll be watching intently if yuou keep posting pipcs like these.
her "lips" are showing! Holy crap!
ROTFL!! Laura Crotch?!!! Now we're making money!
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