The player's been played and I lost a bet

John Mayer is talking about the breakup...
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Why HE broke up with her: “People are different, people have different chemistry. I ended a relationship to be alone, because I don’t want to waste somebody’s time if something’s not right. It’s not about years, it’s about going out with somebody, being truthful on the way in, being truthful in the middle and being truthful on the way out.”
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The breakup: “There’s no lying, there’s no cheating, there’s no nothing. I’m sorry that the story’s not interesting. But it’s about time that somebody stands up for that girl and I think she’s great.”
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Setting the record straight: “If you guys are going to run stuff and run every lie under the sun, have somebody stand up for somebody. Have me as a man who ended a relationship stand here and write some truth. Have me stand up for somebody and write that Jennifer Aniston is the smartest, most sophisticated person I think I’ve ever met.”
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Why relationships ended: “You’re either a cheater or you breakup. And I’m not the first. I’m the second one. And that’s it. There’s no lying, there’s no bulls—, I just don’t want to be followed around New York City like an animal.”
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On Jen Aniston: “She’s one of the most lovely people I’ve ever met in my life and I’m going through something that’s a very personal thing and you have to give that up. You have to give everything up because you can’t have it all and it sucks.”
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It's been my experience that when a man goes on like this about an ex, it's because he's not over her and SHE broke up with HIM. And I love how he says "it's time someone stands up for that girl"..give me a break. That is so funny, who's picking on her? So, while Jen Aniston has been walking around LA with a seemingly genuine smile on her face, looking good, Mayer is still hiding under his Batman hoodies and spilling his guts to paps. Yeah, he told all this to a bunch of paps outside his gym, and it was caught on film. Sorry you get followed around "like an animal" John. Now I'm cracking up. He's so transparent.
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Jennifer is not talking at all, her friends are..they say she told them he was too cheap. One friend said when he opens his wallet, cobwebs come out. She was too much of a lady to say anything about his tightwad ways, but, she was sick of paying for everything. That's just gossip, of course, but, it's funny so it's worth repeating. And the part where her friends say Jen didn't want to believe it, but, she found out John is buddies with certain paps and bloggers and he feeds them info. So, Jen had some fun with a sexy player and kicked him to the curb and he's a little too busy with damage control for me to believe anything else.
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Dear anon, I'm not waiting for Halloween..I lost. John Mayer got played and Jen Aniston amuses me. Send me your addy and I'll send you the bet money. His dumb ass explanation was worth every dime.