Friday, August 1, 2008

Smiling through the pain

Hayden PantyLiner puts on a brave face while collecting a parking ticket. She parked her giant gas guzzling vehicle in a no parking loading zone because she's important. Or maybe she thought her ass needed the loading zone. It hurts to realize you aren't famous enough to get out of a parking ticket. Just park in the handicapped spot like Julia Roberts next time, Panty. Then we'll realize you're a star.

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

Why do you hate her so much? She's not even a midget.

Dirty Disher said...

I think she might be. She has dwarf characteristics. Big ol' head.

Anonymous said...

I see she's a real environmentalist in the same way she's a real actor.

Anonymous said...

That is a Porsche Cayenne. The emmissions from the exhaust are cleaner than the air in L.A. (no kidding). Leave it to the Krauts.
Anyway, I just like to see the fact that this troll has gotten zero movie projects despite her mug being all over the internet. Crazy self important bitch is still waiting for a call from Obama or Hillary, pfft!. Her and Milo are perfect for each other. I hope they get merried and move to Japan so she can fulfill her dreams of having sex with dolphins.

Anonymous said...

yeah, all that pain of handing the paper to her accountant & having it paid or gotten rid of. She feels no pain. She's too stupid.

Anonymous said...

I think she's got a head disability too. All she is capable of is "giving head"...= disability of head.

Anonymous said...

#4- She's got three movies she's working on but if you just get all your entertainment news from gossip blogs of course you're never gonna hear about an actors career. All gossip blogs do is nitpick everything a celeb does or wears.

Anonymous said...

Surely she makes Milo dress as a dolphin and use sardine shaped condoms.

Anonymous said...

Being an actor in Hollywood no longer requires being talented. Politics, looks and chance is the way through the door. And CGI, blue screens, computer effects and editing take care of the rest. Few actors now have the chops of old, and this twat ain't one of them.

Anonymous said...

anon 12:19 is correct re: hollywood...

maybe she was out buying dolphin food???