Jessica Simpsons latest interview in Elle is like something out of a Harlequin Romance. On Tony Romo..She says they’re a match made in hillbilly heaven. “Most of the guys I dated were captivated by my heart, but they had different ways of trying to get to me. Tony understands me,” she says. “He appreciates my talent. He’s the first person I’ve spiritually connected with.”*
Captivated by your heart? Is she kidding? Oh, and Tony Romo appreciates her talent, but, when pressed can't name one of her songs.
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On John Mayer..“John believed in the Jessica Simpson that’s within. He cherished our love. He helped make me the woman I am today.”
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I can't even touch that one.
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Jessica Genius also talked about the "abuse" reference in one of her song. Turns out the abuse was in high school when some mean kids TP'd her house and wrote naughty stuff on her sidewalk in marker. OMG..how did she live through it???
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If I was the interviewer, I'd have asked which man in her life caused her to be a polyester granny gown wearing geek trailing behind some sports star while trying not to let her boobs fall out or trip over her gigantic shoes. When she talks she makes me cringe. Is Joe still her manager? Why won't he tell her to shut up? I'd make a list of safe topics for her, like, lunch, her dog, shoes, handbags, lip gloss...things she could handle. I can't even stand it anymore.
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In High School a girl I broke up with sprayed "Dick" in my driveway. I never erased it, and made it a point to give it as a landmark whenever someone came over. "It's the house that says Dick in the driveway". My roommate put white Christmas lights around the sign and called it his booty call.
Anyway, Jessica was dumped with prejudice by John. I remember seeing her expression in the pictures; she was desperate to keep him. I don't believe a word this woman says anymore. I do believe that she is dumb, clingy and needy. Some guys like those things in a woman, Tony may be one of them.
Who told her to say that shit? Those can't be her thoughts, she's not that "deep".
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Lunch isn't a safe subject either...remember the whole chicken of the sea debacle?
Like Skankalina Jolie and so many other Brain Dead Celebs. Tranny, Jessica Simpson needs to STFU! Her Career is already in the Crapper, btw. What's that sound I Hear? It sounds like a Toilet flushing!
Let a Publicist Speak for you, Asslee & pimp daddy Joe, it could give you a little Boost. But... I doubt it.
It is hard to believe that anyone would care what she thought about anything.
lol@anon 9:10 - you make a very good point.
John Mayer must have laughed his ass off when he read the cherish remark. If he wanted to wake up with shit all over him; he'd date George Michael or Perez Hilton.
I read that they pray before all their meals and at bedtime. Okaaayy...whats wrong with this picture? Little Miss Religious prays with her BF before going to bed with and have pre-marital sex with him? Thats TMI fo-sho! Does she even get how dumb that sounds? Praying before meals & sex is basically what she was saying. Gawd!
Jess Says>"Dear Lord, please don't let me shit all over Tony tonight!"
Tony says> AMEN!!!!! " LMAO!
she's a twit and a twat...i can't believe she's still getting press...
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