Thursday, August 7, 2008

Suri loves Broadway!!!



Here's news for all you shlubs who write quips for NYC publications....Suri doesn't give a shit about Broadway, she can't speak French, she doesn't have a favorite eatery, and she's not into jazz and concert pianists...she's little kid who sucks a gummy nipple all day and craps her drawers. The only reason she wasn't kicked out of The Little Mermaid was because it was The Little Mermaid. That's full of perv, kids and old queens who dream of dressing in a shiny tails. And her dad can buy the theatre.

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

Suri,Suri,Suri!!!! Gak! I'm gonna shit MY pants if it doesn't stop!!!!

Anonymous said...

Crabbie is right. Katie is morphing into TOM!

Anonymous said...

OK...so what about the Olympics? Is that 40 year old woman swimmer gay? She has kids but I always think it's a dude when I see pics of her in the water. If she's a mom is it a case like Jodie Fosters? Gay couple raising kids?
I'm just trying to change the subject from Suri.

Anonymous said...

Get that damn bottle away from the kid!

Anonymous said...

Get this pic off here! Arrrghhh! Is it never gonna end???? It's either Suri or DD's new Brangelooni-ness!!!

Anonymous said...

I dont doubt Suri is like every other toddler and likes Disney music and stories.

The eatery & other fav places nonsense is just stupid, shes a toddler and doesn't care where she eats or shops so long as it tastes good and mommy is near by.

Mariah said...

Suri is a child, no longer a baby. If the parents are going to parade her around for the whole world to judge they need to take the bottle away and potty train her. An injustice is being done here. After all this is done, maybe Suri could teach her mom how to dress.

Anonymous said...

do they not FEED her food?? I have never seen a kid that has the bottle stuck between their lips as much as she does.

Do they not know what sippy cups are - geeze

crystal

Anonymous said...

Aren't those the same shoes as the last posting (in the hospital gown)?

Anonymous said...

Why is Katie pretending she has a little baby? That's just not healthy for anyone.

I once knew a family who treated the youngest like a baby...she was in gradeschool and still acting like a toddler. The other kids her age just made fun of her and thought she was wierd. She was only doing what she was encouraged to do at home. It was kinda sad to see.

Anonymous said...

Don't baby bottles ruin a child's teeth if used too long?

Anonymous said...

@10:53 she is doped like a chinese weight lifter. She always was. She always will be.