Convinced that the entire world was talking about her, Denise Richards went on reality TV to "set the record straight." It must have been a blow to find out no one was talking about her, but, her. It seems no one was "up her ass." Her show will not be picked up for a second season despite the fact that we got to watch her pigs hump and poo in her kitchen and hear her whine "I'm faaaaaat!" Even accusing Charlie Sheen of molesting his children..again..didn't bring in the audience. A judge threw out the accusation as baseless, by the way. Her whole life is baseless. Maybe her kids will learn to smile again..someday. Or maybe Bravo will pick up the former E show and retitle it "Denise Richards, I'm Constipated."
Friday, August 8, 2008
Turns out it's not that complicated at all
Convinced that the entire world was talking about her, Denise Richards went on reality TV to "set the record straight." It must have been a blow to find out no one was talking about her, but, her. It seems no one was "up her ass." Her show will not be picked up for a second season despite the fact that we got to watch her pigs hump and poo in her kitchen and hear her whine "I'm faaaaaat!" Even accusing Charlie Sheen of molesting his children..again..didn't bring in the audience. A judge threw out the accusation as baseless, by the way. Her whole life is baseless. Maybe her kids will learn to smile again..someday. Or maybe Bravo will pick up the former E show and retitle it "Denise Richards, I'm Constipated."
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Omg that kid is a mini blonde charlie!
Her legs look 20 years older then her face because of those knees.
how about Denise Richards learns to be a responsible person, mother and pet owner??? That would be interesting!!!
I forgot about her show! I watched it. I didn't hate it. It made no sense, like the rest of them. I want Brit to have a new reality show! All by herself. No guys, no sex. Just her and her daily grind. Who wouldn't watch that???
Just another lost puppy once the light s go out and she has no acting gigs. I bet she thought the casting agents would be calling once she got exposure, instead she has been displayed for the twit she is. Those plastic tits have more substance than she does. Her Father seems like a nice guy, but he too was lost when he lost his wife. Poor family of codependants struggle with having to be themselves every day. She should open a center for has beens in Hollywood where they can share memories of their golden years and brag about who they blew to get a part.
You know that kid wants to take one of those pink rolls and whack her upside the head with it.
that is just NOT a cute kid
I *told* Denise to wear knee-pads... and NOW look.
THOSE DAUGHTERS OF HERS ARE SOME OF THE UGLIEST KIDS IVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE ~ NEXT TO BABY FLAVA FLAV AND SHILOH.
Living on her knees paid off, but not for her knees.
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