You wonder why the FBI took Anne Hathaway's diary, I mean, what pertinent information could it contain? "Went to a gr8 party! Wore a cute dress, not Prada. Ha ha!" But, I think they're looking for her bras. They figure she stashed the info about Raffaello Follieri in her boulder holders and if the bras are found, this case will break wide open. Right now she's just leaving them hanging. I watch CSI, I know these things.
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Her embezzling boyfriend is thinking about those breasts while he sits in the pokey tugging his meat, and maybe his cellmate's Bubba's too. When I got to jail for my brief stay as a guest of the State, the first thing the other guys asked me was; "when was the last time you got laid?, tell me all about it". While you sit there with nothing but memories, you think back to every girl you can remember and relive those two minutes of ectasy.
Oh yeah, I got there on a Tuesday and had been with my girl on Sunday. Some guys had not seen a woman aside from the 300 pound nurse we called "cold front" because she was so big that she's turn the A/C down to 60 so she'd stop sweating. I know you know all about it DD, but there was C.O.'s doing the rounds at night giving BJ's through the cell bars.
LOL! I was just the activity therapist who helped pedos make cabbage patch dolls in PC. Tree jumpers. What a career I gave up.
Free BJ's? WTH? EWWW! To convicts? There ain't enough money. I am friends with a guy that was a guard at a State Pen. He said if it can be done, he's seen it all. & he means everything! Also I guess the youth pen just smells like cum, like it's sickening and they trade it in drinking cups thru the bars and rub it on themselves & drink it and thats how they become a couple. It's on everything, every inch of the place is cov'd with it and smells of it. Makes you want to puke!
Rub it on themselves and drink it? How much volume do these people ejaculate? You'd have to hold it for months and drink water like Peter North (3 days before he films he starts drinking tons of water and doing kegels). Tstuff about the BJ's through cells is true though. I never saw any homosexual activity in my brief stay, but I did hear something that sounded like a ventriloquist trying to sing opera while biting the pillow.
they probably want her diaries to see if she detailed or mentioned any gifts he bought her, trips they took, etc...that way they can better trace the money he spent...
Headlights! Why bother wearing a dress at all?
Why do Celebutards dress like this?Oh Wait!!!! I just answered my own question. pffft. Celebrities may be Beautiful but most are not too bright.
Annie,
First off, FIRE YOUR STYLIST. Although I'm reasonably certain the sheer black T-neck was *your* idea, there's no excuse whatsoever for that evening gown faux pas fiasco.
It's one thing that *you're* unaware-- but your STYLIST deserves to be put before a firing squad at dawn. How is it possible she has no familiarity with "Hollywood Fashion Tape"? It's standard equipment!
Do the rest of us a favor and invest in a pack. Better still, invest in the company.
You're not 18 anymore...
there is nothing wrong with some boob&nipple action. The Victorian age is gone!
yea. but letting those things sag is bad for the tissue and will cause boob droop to her knees prematurely! She's beautiful. so why doesn't she invest in some good support? Its out there girl! We all know what a boob looks like. See them everyday of my life. *yawn*
" ... nothing wrong with some boob&nipple action. The Victorian age is gone!"
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WTF? "Boob 'n nipple action" is one thing. Allowing them to flop out of your dress is another. The tape to which I referred just keeps the bodice of the dress where it's supposed to be... I'm sure there was still sufficient cleavage to satisfy your jollies.
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