The Blow has been sucking Obama's ass for awhile now and offered to host some events to snag young voters...Obama's camp said Linds was a coked out, vodka swilling, cootch showing, d-listed puss eater and they'd pass. Actually, they said she was not the caliber of young celebrity who could represent them. Some bla bla about positive representation, but, they meant she's a coked out, vodka swilling, cootch showing, d-listed puss eater. Obama has Oprah sucking his ass so fuck Lindsay Lohan.
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Then McCain had to jump his old wrinkled rectum in it and had one of his slaves issue this.."So let me get this straight," said a McCain aide, "they turned away Lindsay Lohan, but Barack Obama has friends like unrepentant terrorist Bill Ayers and convicted felon Tony Rezko? Maybe LiLo is just too upstanding for Barack Obama."
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I do like that the McCain camp calls her LiLo. When the Obama camp calls her "The Blow" I'll know they really are current.
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Lindsay is trying hitch her wagon to Obama's star. She needs to stand for gay rights now so she can be accepted by Mr. Ronson's friends. Just like her movies; her Obama project flopped. She should be a stay home partner and keep the mirors clean, the razors sharp, the glasses full and her mouth shut.
More i learn, the less i like them. Obama started loosing my vote sometime ago.
But exactly who did "LiLo" think she might influence to vote? It won't be the clubbin crowd, because they won't be out of bed in time to vote election day. Maybe it's the more buisness minded crack dealers, great untapped resource there eh.
it's just her doing some much needed PR. Trying to be taken seriously. Not happenin. Ever.
What a pathetic McCain retort.
I'm Canadian and not interested in US politics so don't assume I support Obama, either.
May the least skeevy asshole win!
They just lost the muff-diving wash-out vote.
Well, I just get the impression that she figures she's cleaned up and decided to become more active in "normal" pursuits.
Perhaps it is an indication that she is trying to mature.
Not knowing her personally, it is hard to say; but, judging by the lack of reports of bad behavior, I surmise this may be the case.
That's giving her a lot, it seems, though.
She is the The Business and she could use any good PR.
I don't think the Dems should have dismissed her so easily, however.
I think she could help more than hurt.
Damn!
I'd rather keep it light.
How 'bout this:
Lilo, aka "The Blow", was appointed the Icky-nomics Advisor.
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