Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Alba in a bikini

How does a celeb get her bod back after a birth? You hire only fat nanies and stand next to them.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Is that a little cellulite on her butt?
Don't let her see that pic.
She'll be pissed.
Heads will roll.

Anonymous said...

oh yeah, cellulite. But it's common, she probably had it before. All women have it. Get over it Jerry! She looks good. She's young and her body bounces back. I still can't believe the fat fug guy she's with. EWW!

Anonymous said...

anon @ 2:25- "All women" don't have it. A great many do.. even most, but it's still largely hereditary, like varicose veins.

As for Jerry chiding her for the fact that she has it and is letting it show??.. She's a CELEBRITY. Fair game. She might "look good" for Boise, but not Hollywood.

She's going to have to do something about those saggy boobs too. Alba showed up at the Alma awards in a pink strapless gown (of all things!) with her tits down to there. Tsk! Tsk!, "film star". You're slipping. (literally)

Anonymous said...

HEY! real boobs don't stand straight up. I give her props for having real ones! But not for going w/o a bra! She looks great and will continue to get back her bod. She did just have a baby ya' know? She looks f'g better than any potato that ever came from Boise chicka! And I'm not even a big fan of hers, but I call it like I see it.