Monday, September 15, 2008

Amy Winehouse's house



Amy's buying this house, it has seven bedrooms and it's near Blake's prison. She's going to need a lawnmower or a couple of goats. She won't waste money on curtains and the door won't ever be locked. There's a nice drainpipe there she can shimmy up. She won't remember buying it anyhow and won't be able to find it when she does. Her parents and friends just threw her a 25th birthday bash, but, Amy didn't show up. She's only 25??? Holy shit.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Are you sure you didn't accidentally slip in a photo of Keith Richards, DD?

Dirty Disher said...

Man, it looks like it, except Keith is still hot.

Anonymous said...

I think she needs to wash her hands before she scratches her face.
Odd to think that somebody, somewhere, fantasizes to that.
That is one tongue that I seriously would not want to suck.

Anonymous said...

What a shame only 25 and look @ her, she looks at least 45. Yuck

Anonymous said...

She looks like Starsky!

Anonymous said...

nice crack den.

Dirty Disher said...

I think it looks haunted and Amy's already had trouble (real or imagined) with ghosts.

Anonymous said...

45? She'd be a damn ugly 45-year-old. She looks 90 to me.