J-Lo......hmmmm. Yesterday I was gardening and got a giant hornet inside my shirt. I whipped it off and ran a-floppin'. I'm sure it pretty much looked like that. It wasn't a proud moment.
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I want my baby fat baby fat baby fat, I want my baby fat baby fat..pig!.
I can't believe this bitch is Self's most inspirational woman of 2008! her pubicists must have relatives working there. What happened to dana Tores the 40 year old Olympic swimmer and new Mother?. J-Lo has an army of ASS-istants to do her bidding.
Isn't Dara Torres a lesbian? Of course she is. But is her baby adopted or an invitro baby? Did she give birth or her partner? No way is she with a man! She is da' man!
Not shocked she has some rolls going on but i am shocked that the veinest woman in north america wasn't wearing a full body, suck it all in and reshape it girdle, when she KNOWS shes got the rolls.
Tell me thats not true @ most inspirational woman of the year? What she DO that even got her to be considered?!
I bet she never looked at herself with her arm up and at that angle in a mirror (and who would have the nerve to tell her if they saw it?). I don't think she'd ever go on stage like that if she knew about it. Probably surrounds herself with a lot of "you are beautiful" type people.
8 comments:
I want my baby fat baby fat baby fat, I want my baby fat baby fat..pig!.
I can't believe this bitch is Self's most inspirational woman of 2008! her pubicists must have relatives working there. What happened to dana Tores the 40 year old Olympic swimmer and new Mother?. J-Lo has an army of ASS-istants to do her bidding.
Self's Inspirational woman. And it's Dara Torres, not dana.
J-lo sucks. Lip synching hack!
look at the fat rolls under the bitches arm/ side.... what did peeps EVER see in her?! i still dont get it
Isn't Dara Torres a lesbian? Of course she is. But is her baby adopted or an invitro baby? Did she give birth or her partner? No way is she with a man! She is da' man!
JLo is SO over and she and Skeletor are spending their way into the poorhouse.
NEXT!
Not shocked she has some rolls going on but i am shocked that the veinest woman in north america wasn't wearing a full body, suck it all in and reshape it girdle, when she KNOWS shes got the rolls.
Tell me thats not true @ most inspirational woman of the year? What she DO that even got her to be considered?!
DD, So did you get stung or what? Hope not.
I bet she never looked at herself with her arm up and at that angle in a mirror (and who would have the nerve to tell her if they saw it?). I don't think she'd ever go on stage like that if she knew about it. Probably surrounds herself with a lot of "you are beautiful" type people.
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