Sunday, September 14, 2008

Frances Bean Cobains sweet sucicide 16




Courtney Love spent over $323,000 on her daughter's birthday party which had a suicide theme. The band was called Mindless Self Indulgence and this is the invitation..
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MY one and only sweet 16…..eerrrr actually it’s my “suicidal 16″.At the house of blues, on September 2nd from 8:30 (TIME HAS CHANGED FORM 9:30 TO 8:30 KEEP THAT IN MIND) to 11:30 pm.
MINDLESS SELF INDULGENCE IS PLAYING i suggest all who intend on coming go to itunes of youtube and look them. If you don’t like them, then please don’t come. all will be forced to jump around and dance. ALL.
YOU MUST BE WEARING BLACK OR RED OR YOU WILL NOT BE ALLOWED IN! this does not mean you have to wear something “nice” or “fancy” but there is a color code so do it!
Your bags will be searched at the doornot my rules, but it is the house of blues’ rulesso don’t be stupid and try to bring shit itdo it b4 you get into the party if you have toand try to be stealth!
DON’T SEND ME (frances) YOUR ADDRESSES ANYMORESEND THEM TO GIANA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pinkberry and The IN N’ Out truck will be catering. Of course there will be vegetarian food there to.
WE ARE ALSO HAVING A CONTESTits the “who can look most dead contest”if you dress up dead and are picked as the top 3 you will receive a: IPOD TOUCH and a $200 gift certificate to amoeba.so get that face paint on, and try to make it as realistic as you can. there will only be 3 WINNERS.
i guess that’s it! hope to see you guys there!
xx franny
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Nice of her to warn her peeps to do the drugs before the party. I have nothing else to say on this except, kids are stupid. It's their job at 16 and Frances has done what her mother can't..find the cap key. Oh, and I could have thrown that party for $12 hundred bucks, Courtney should have called me.


13 comments:

Anonymous said...

Breeding shows, y'know.

Anonymous said...

^Cass...
(Oh, no! Now I'm a j-cass!)
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DD, are you up late or up early?

Dirty Disher said...

I've been up since 2 am, the fucking dog from hell is lose and barking at a racoon outside my bedroom window. Hours of this shit, I hate them both.

Anonymous said...

the cake is kinda cool "RIP Childhood"

I see where Frances got her ranting/typing skills from.

Mags

Anonymous said...

If that raccoon gets a-hold of that dog, you won't have to worry about any more barkin'.
You don't want to mess with no raccoons.
Of course, you could blow up that picture of Winehouse and scare 'em both off.

Anonymous said...

did courtney love really think it was a good idea for kurt cobain's daughter to have a suicide themed birthday party? eh, i guess she's made worse decisions.

Anonymous said...

the pinnacle of bad taste.... and to be reminded of your father with such shit feckin courtney shes raving mad

Anonymous said...

I thought Love was flat broke.

$323,000?

Anonymous said...

it is 2:15pm and i my internets just got back on!!! WAHOO!!!!!!

anyway, how motherfucking insensitive to Kurt for Frances to have a SUICIDE themed party....what the goddamn fuck??? hey my dad blew his head off (or mommy had it done for him) and i'm gonna have a suicide themed party! a prize to whoever can look like my dead with his head blew off!!!!

Anonymous said...

Fully agree w/ Miss Tia. Seems tasteless. I hope its not foreshadowing.

Anonymous said...

classy.....

Anonymous said...

Ugh. Really. The whole situation is just pukey.

Anonymous said...

That theme is just really disrespectful and really bad taste.