Monday, September 8, 2008

Hef and Holly break up rumor

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""Amid rumors that Hugh Hefner’s main squeeze Holly Madison has been hooking up with another major playboy (magician Criss Angel), a Playboy Mansion insider not only confirmed that the rumors are indeed true, but also exclusively told Scandalist that Holly is leaving him. “[Holly] told Hef that she is moving out of the mansion and breaking off their relationship.""
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Yeah, right. What is she going to do without Hef? Work for NASA and design rocket ships? Become a scientist and cure cancer? Go to pancake college and work for IHOP?

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

I look forward to Holly's clothing line, perfume, music cd, teeth whitening strips, of course a tell all book about Heff's bedroom skills (he snores and farts and that's about it).

Anonymous said...

They had to break up eventually! He can't live forever and she needs to move on, he told her he wasn't going to marry her or have a child with her. Of course, the denials will be forthcoming.
Bu gimme a break...Criss Angel? EWWW! How disgusting is that?! But I wouldn't be shocked, in fact if she is screwing around Hef is probably all for it and maybe even sending film crews out to catch it all for him!

Anonymous said...

Well what would she do if Hef croaked? It could happen *any* time, and since she hasn't shit a kid-- she'll be lucky if she's left with enough money to move when Hef kicks the bucket.

She must have thought this out... either she's been saving or she's got another big fish on the line.

Anonymous said...

Oh my God, they have a pancake college and I wasted all these fucking years in accounting?!?!?!

Anonymous said...

PUFFIN BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

GROW THE FUCK UP, HOLLY!!!

Anonymous said...

anon @ 12:48 said- "of course a tell all book about Heff's bedroom skills (he snores and farts and that's about it).."


That could do it. An explosive, behind the door "tell-all" of Hugh Hefner's private live in his last years would be a major money maker for 'ol Butterface.

Only one itsy-bitsy little problemo:

The power surrounding Hef's enterprises have undoubtedly protected themselves and Hef's interests with good, old-fashioned, iron-clad confidentiality agreements.

Anonymous said...

...or be Criss Angel's girlfriend?

Anonymous said...

Ahh...She is just trying to force him into getting a divorce and marrying her. He has stated and his wife has stated that there will be no divorce.I think she wants a kid by him just for the money.

Anonymous said...

I thought Hef has a new squeeze...maybe he's giving Holly a hint.

Anonymous said...

I honestly thought Criss Angel was gay.

Anonymous said...

LOL @ Main Squeeze... Thats funny.. Honestly Holly isnt the only thing he SQUEEZING.. She may think she was the MAIN girl but i am sorry ANY man with 3 women in the same house/bed ... there is no main chick...
Hef will have her replaced in no time!