Friday, September 26, 2008

Holly and that greasy magic guy

Someone finally got a picture, though I'm sure Criss Angel and Holly Madison aren't high on the list of big money shots. Hef laughed off the rumors saying he hopes Holly would have better taste. I don't know, they look pretty cozy to me. I don't know what they taste like, but, I can smell desperation. Insert a hundred jokes here about magic wands, stripper poles and turning a bunny into a cad.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

He looks so dirty to me!! Yuck!

Anonymous said...

she's probably enthralled with a guy who can get it up without viagra...she probably thinks a natural erection is a magic trick...

Anonymous said...

Oh please no one can seriously think that Hef and any women are even remotely exclusive and faithful.

Anonymous said...

He's trying to hide his face, but she isn't! Her legs are pretty tightly squeezed together, he isn't even touching her. If he was her bf he'd have his hand up on her thigh. I think they are probably up to something. But may be keeping the PDA down because of her relationship with Hef. He is just another eff 'em & leave 'em guy anyway, she knows it. It's a fling, I'm sure. No way is this even close to serious.

Anonymous said...

he was so damn hawt when he first got his A&E show. Dayum, *wow* but then he chopped his cool hair up & got all blingy with his millions. Ok, we get it dude, you are rich now. You have a job for life in Vegas, good! But show some class. He's the rockstar magician and he wants to keep it that way. He's pretty cool, but as soon as he got big time, he lost me. He will dump her soon anyway, there's always fresh meat to be had.

Anonymous said...

Is it just me or is Criss Angell an excellent example of a Proto-Douche: The douche all douchebags-in-training try to emulate? Throw those guys from that "reality show" Sunset Tan in that catagory, too.

Anonymous said...

this is the fakest, sickest relationship ever! He's so fake it's sickening. She's made of plastic. I guess they deserve each other then? OK.

Anonymous said...

Just remember: "Life in plastic, it's fantastic!"