Courtney Love is looking for a housekeeper, you can't be a fan or a thief.*
From Love's MySpace: is anyone insanely clean neatfreak near malibu? i need a non thieving non freaky housekeeper also i need we need a documentarist, someone to document our studio as we go in wedsday, and i have ALOT of work to do til then and i wont just hand this to hbo or bbc 2 or bravo and god forbid not vh1! A DOCUMENATRY NOT A REALITY SHOW…. i know this is wierd- the agencies suck and im sick of PIGS who steal itts simple as that., so fuck it why not try my space , beats monster . no superfans please. and its very good money. btw the housekeeping part just early hours .thankswierdo mgcee
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I'll pass, weirdo mgcee, I stopped using my nose as a vacuum years ago. I love that none of her fans want to do it either (they all have an excuse), the responses are amusing. Gee, I bought all Hole's albums, but, umm, do you still shit in your sink?
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Is she actually having a BM into her sink here? She looks absolutely disgusting in this photo. Dawn of the dead. She needs to find the spellcheck.
Good luck to the poor soul who's hired to clean up after her.
How did this woman get famous? What is her "talent"? I really don't know. People paid money to see her, what, sing, act? I don't have a clue.
Actually she got nominated for Supporting Actress in People VS Larry Flint, I believe. Or there was at least Oscar buzz about her performance. Her husband was Kurt Cobain, duh? Have you been living in a hole, speaking of holes, her "rock" group "Hole" has it's own following. Misfits. She's been arrested for all kinds of eff ups. The last few years she's been trying to get it straight & raise her daughter, Frances Bean Cobain. And become something of a fashion icon. She's always in the tabloids for saying insane sh**. Sharon Osbourne loathes her! But...Try to keep up, who are you?
She should use this pic for her Cristmas cards....
Jesus H, people (anon 3:27). Have you never heard of GOOGLE? You go to all the trouble of typing all that, when searching "Courtney Love" anywhere will bring up the works.
I feel for the poor sod who ends up with the job of cleaning for her. Anyone that paranoid of "thieves" will DEFINITELY find something missing somewhere(probably misplaced) and go OFF.
Besides, who would just hire some random person off the 'net for such a sensitive position in their home? Especially a celebrity! She'd never figure it out for herself, but wouldn't you think at least ~one~ of her sychophantic hangers-on would suggest she go through a licensed and bonded domestic AGENCY?
I kinda like the comment of anon 3:27.
Those are valid questions that have not really been answered by any of you sages afterwards.
It could be worse.
That photo could be in color.
The Evil Overlord is scared of no one...But Jesus that's terrifying! Thank God Overlord already has a job...
Okay,o kay, so I don't know who this woman is. Doesn't mean I'm living a hole. By the way, is her talent living in a hole? Am I close?
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