Jennifer Lopez completed the Nautica Malibu Triathlon yesterday where she swam for half a mile, rode a bike for 18 miles, ran for 4 miles...and smiled at the finish line! Once she crossed the finish line LaLopez popped out triplets with no anesthetic, used her five minutes recovery time to write a diet secret book in sidewalk chalk and then gave a free concert in the park wearing spanks and spandex. I spent my Sunday making a mud pie with Lissa with my toes while eating a bowl of Fruit Loops and chain smoking while wearing a sports bra. Clearly, me and J-Lo are the same. We're like twins, y'all.
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Actually, in this pic she looks like Heather Mills McCartney's twin.
Clearly you're both doin' better than I am.
...and...
Yeah, there's something about that photo that is reminiscent of Paul's ex.
Hmmmmm....
I just can't seem to put my foot ...er, uh...finger on it.
Y'know, if anybody had told me, back in the 60s, that Paul would be marrying a one-legged, golddiggin', ugly-ass blonde, I'd laughed my butt off and told 'em they were touched.
For that matter, if anybody'd told me Elvis would lose his wife to anyone, and end up dying of constipation...on a toilet (!)...
I tell ya', they better put those damn rocks back on the moon!
If she and AJ got to together, there wouldn't be enough hot air in the room to breathe
crystal
She's one of those women who gets her self-worth from endless society-approved "achievements". And she wants us all to see her. (sigh)
did anyone follow her the whole time?? she might have done a switcheroo like katie holmes did...
Yeah chain smoking with your disabled grandchild near by sounds like a winners combination!!!
Miss tia you just can't give it up can you?! You were talkin so much shit right after she had the babies about how fat she was!! She's fit and gorgeous again and you...........well sadly, you're still just you!
uh, anon 4:46, jho is fat, ugly and i highly doubt she really did this triathlon...
i'd rather be me anyday!!!
Miss Tia has lost it, that woman is NOT fat! Stop being retarded!
duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh she is not thin, she has a gut---a normal looking gut, yet she has herself airbrushed in pictures to look thinner than that and she has a fat ass!!
is she fat like oprah? no...is she normally shaped (except her ass)? yes....does she hide the fact that she is normally shaped? yes....
...along with all the rest of the worlds women, except the ones that AREN'T in the spotlight and have no sex appeal.
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