Jon and Kate sitting on that love seat, you can picture it, right? Oh, we love each other so, we love our kids, give us more money, we are so blessed.......what........ever. He hates her. It makes me laugh. He hates her so much he dreams of the day all those kids turn 18 so he can get the fuck out without child support payments. See, Jon may not be motivated and may not be a genius, but, he has a cool factor. He grows on you. Kate, on the other hand, is attractive, but, so not cool she's like the anti-cool from the planet Goober. Kate reminds me of that old poster of the hot chick and the caption is "somewhere there's a man who's sick of her shit." Jon is sick of her shit. She comes up with jokes her 4 year olds would pass on (as not cool) and expects Jon to laugh. She throws back her head and roars at her own wit slapping her thighs with the hilarity. Jon sits stone faced. He hates her so much now he can't even talk anymore. And why bother, she won't let him finish a sentence. I think they read here..Kate, you do know your husband hates your guts, don't you? Jon hates you so much he prays for the sweet sweet silence of death every time he hears your voice. Every time he cleans the garage, he thinks about hanging himself with a pink plastic jump rope. Every time he passes through the kitchen to fetch you something he pictures his head in the oven. Every time he's making beds, he edges close to the window, imagining his body smashed on the pavement below. Because..he hates you. I'd check the brakes on the van, Kate, and the batteries in the smoke alarm. You two make me so happy to be alone.
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OMG!! DD, you are on a roll today. I don't even watch this show. But I have seen it. It's true. She is such a pitbull and he's a pussy cat. Maybe he is biding his time till he can walk out. He knows she'd ruin him & folow him to hell & back if he does it now. Your funny depictions cracked me up. I loved it. I love Friday!!
eh, he looks like my former bro-in-law. A lying, cheating, lifetime Purdue University student that finally got a professor teaching job at Michigan State and got the hell outta here away from my sister! He had multiple affairs with his students at Purdue while my sister was pregnant with one of his 4 kids living in married students housing(not a good thing). This guy WILL cheat on her, if he hasn't already. BUT he will use protection next time! Or get his pipes cut 1st! That will make DD a good story to tell, eh?
The guy - I definitely wouldn't want to sit next to him on a Greyhound bus crossing Canada.
Croiky! There's a croc in me crack!
I have thought that since the day I started watching this show! I told my friend Connie "He hates her, he is just worried about either getting full custody of the kids or having to pay a ridiculous amount in child support"
"You two make me so happy to be alone."
Here here, i second that!
LOL @ greyhound companion. Terrible, but funny crabbie.
They're certainly not perfect but I don't think things are quite as bad as you've made out.
I don't know but I've been told that after a man has his testicles removed with anesthesia slowly, over a couple of years, on TLC TV, the will to live pretty much consists of a day to day prayer that she won't kick him in the crotch again today. It has to be tender. I have never met anyone to beat that harpie of a woman in my life and it would be funny if it weren't so sad for him and the kids. She once said she married him young (he is younger) so that she could mold him. Well, she's got her wish. He oughta be friggin' embarassed to show his face.
I meant to write WITHOUT ANESTHESIA, but instead the pound-pound-pounding of that voice "Heellloooooo"
I dont see the problem, he didnt hate her enough to go through fertility and end up with 8 kids. Im sure if he wanted out, he'd get out. Any marriage i know, they arent lovely dovey 24/7 and once theres one kid or 10 kids, things get crazy. I dont know what everyone has against these people there kids look like they are doing great and happy.
What people have against these two is that they are exploiting their kids to make themselves rich without working. They are allowing cameras to broadcast to all who want to see their kids going to the toilet and standing in a shower and getting sick, on and on. They got fertility treatments so no great surprise to them that they got multiples. No money, but talked some docs into twice giving them fertility treatments! I know, doesn't make much sense. Now they roam the country going to churches and begging for "love offerings" in exchange for the pleasure of their company for an hour, after which they sit in lobbies and sell photos of themselves for $20 a pop. The small children are kept almost like infants, still wearing bibs and drinking out of sippy cups, screaming if they have a dot of dirt on their hands "disgusting hands" and the like. These parents are friggin' parasites.
DD you are on FIRE! LOL
Man, can he do the eye roll! The cameras love catching him do it too, and they don't seem to want to edit it either...funny. I wonder what these camera men and other crew are thinking sometimes while having to spend day after day with this family? Kate has probably converted them to men of prayer...praying that they can get away from her a quickly as possible! At least they aren't saddled with her for life, Jon really needs to grow a pair though. Seriously! I'm sure when he is getting her "love-taps" he'd really like to haul off and give her one.
Add the thought bubble over his head...One of these days, one of these days...to the moon!
Sometimes I think she is pure evil...she derives so much pleasure from humiliating her husband on TV, yelling at him, slapping him, belittling him...fine example of a good Christian wife. Someone should introduce her to the "woman of virtue
in Proverbs, Kate has a long way to go to be a role model.
I might have fucked with that picture. A little. Heh.
Thanks for the laugh ! The ones at the bottom of JK8Forum.com are great, too !
Yeah I was thinking they both looked uncharacteristically uglier than usual lol :)
I see why you're alone...you're obviously the one that people hate! It's so sad that you live such a jealous and lonely life! Good luck with your bitterness!
"I don't know but I've been told that after a man has his testicles removed with anesthesia slowly, over a couple of years, on TLC TV, the will to live pretty much consists of a day to day prayer that she won't kick him in the crotch again today. It has to be tender. I have never met anyone to beat that harpie of a woman in my life and it would be funny if it weren't so sad for him and the kids. She once said she married him young (he is younger) so that she could mold him. Well, she's got her wish. He oughta be friggin' embarassed to show his face."
SO TRUE & HILARIOUS.
thanks for posting this blog and validating what i thought was maybe an irrational suspicion. when she's talking he looks like he's grinding his teeth, wondering what he did to deserve such misery. it's both funny and sad that he's communicating such disdain for that woman in such a subtle way.
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