Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Josh Hartnett plus Misca Barton = yawn


Josh Harnett is dating Mischa Barton, if you call meeting her in a bar and taking her back to your hotel room dating. He sent her packing after an hour alone. There must be a lot of booze in Hollywood. I wonder if he'll wear her super duper line of headbands? First he has a sex tape no one wanted to see. He denied it's existance, but, really, no one looked for it because seeing Josh Harnett in a sex tape is like seeing Josh Harnett in his movies. Anyhow, back to Mischa..welcome to the desperate, drunk, d-list, Josh. Do not, and I repeat..DO NOT look at her naked ass with the lights on.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Wow. Mischa Barton. He's slipped.

Anonymous said...

The cad!
Sending poor Mischa packin' after a lousy hour.
(I wonder what they did?)
He must've been late for a rendezvous with Chloƫ Sevigny.

Anonymous said...

Nobody Caaaaares, Nobody Caaaaaares
(sung to the tune of the beginning of Beethoven's 5th)

Anonymous said...

they both suck. should make a nice couple.