Thursday, September 25, 2008

Perez releases a single, makes his mama proud


Perez Hilton has a song out, The Clap, and he wrote the words himself. With lyrics like, "when you love someone, take it slow..don't let them rape your pussy pole" it's sure to be a hit. Gross, mildly amusing for a juvenile delinquent with the IQ of mold, he IS better than Heidi Montag. Slightly. HERE.
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Bitch tune is stuck in my head now and I finally figured out where I've heard it before. It's very much like the Scoobie Doo cartoon theme.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

I hate that tub of shit. His site blows donkey dick. Or rather, he blows donkey dick.

Anonymous said...

What a pig! Wait, animals aren't this gross -- no way. What is the word for sub-disgusting? Perez is it!

Anonymous said...

Isn't this fucker's hair ready to fall out yet? It's dyed a different color every week.I've seen drag queens who weren't this gay.

Anonymous said...

repulsive.

Anonymous said...

you think i'm gonna listen to that??? 'the clap' sounds soooooooooo mockable!!!

oh, rachel ray is on hold cuz i had to spend my .mov file editing software purchase on the back burner cuz i had to give all my money to the vet yesterday....Pan got stung by ONE BEE and had hundreds of welts over her, paws swelled up, she almost died but i got her to vet in time (who knows how many automated tickets i'll get from stop light cameras! DON'T CARE!)...when i walk her i have to carry an epipen now for her (another $70) in case she is stung again! poor girl, but she is doing better today...just tired...she has to be on maintanence benadryl too until the bees hibernate...

bees are now my enemy!