Friday, September 12, 2008

Proof that short people can't dress like tall people


It doesn't matter how much money your husband has, you can't buy legs. Only people built like Nicole Kidman can pull this shit off, midgets like Jada Pinkett become a joke. She looks like a box of generic tissues.

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

She looks sawed off.

Anonymous said...

Oh, no, Jada, that is probably the worst thing I have ever seen you wear. What were you thinking?

Anonymous said...

O shit no!

Anonymous said...

somebody needs to get fired!

Anonymous said...

I bet that's what Tommy Girl looks like in his dresses.

Anonymous said...

dear jerry cass,
Are you a guy? I think you are a chick. Just askin'.

Anonymous said...

The fun is in the mystery, eh?
Actually, I'm just a typed comment.
...out here in the mystic ether.
Thanks for the compliment, though.
Maybe I just write like a chick.
Pock...pok...pok.

Anonymous said...

Would have been better if the skirt were the same color as the top.

Amy said...

If the ruffle were smaller and the skirt shorter it would work but as is...need a lot of leg to balance that out.