Reps for Lindsay Lohan say the actress is not a lesbian and when she talked about her realationship with Samantha Ronson, she was talking about her best friend.*
Reps for the Dirty Disher say their client is not a cunting bitch and is, in fact, the worlds only skinny opera singer.
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I wonder how many meetings full of fretting agents and managers, shakily shlurping down gigantic beverages from Starbucks, it took to decide that lying about something this obvious was a good idea and everyone would believe it? Assholes.
Did LiLo's reps study under Karl Rove?
They forgot to say "Not that theres anything wrong about that"
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