Russell Brand is the headliner today because last night at the VMA's he called Bush a retarded cowboy and said that he wouldn't be allowed to run with scissors in England. Reports all over say the audience was shocked and Britney refused to clap. Get the fuck outta here. We all think Bush is a retarded cowboy, Brand didn't shock anyone and Britney didn't clap because she didn't get the joke. Either that, or she had a drink in both hands.*
Brand also made fun of the pimple crowds purity ring craze and was chastised by Jordin Sparks who said purity rings are fine because not everyone wants to be a slut. What the fuck was Jordin Sparks even doing onstage? Stupid greasy Idol loser needs to shut up and read the Q cards and thank her lucky stars anyone even knows her douchebag name. What the fuck were half those losers doing there?
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Actually, from the looks of him, I'd say that he's the one who was shocked.
Is that like a cock ring
it was an ok show. Not what you'd expect for a 25th anniversary! It was in a really small area and a small crowd was there. It was very weird. And unless u are 12 years old I don't know you'd recognize many of the acts. They had Speidi on there! EWWW! They should have had a major blow-out for this anniversary and didn't. It kinda sucked in that way. They had no nostalgia for the old days. when MTV was brand new. Russell Brand was too fast. Again, british humor is awkward at best. He didn't really fit in. But who does at MTV nowdays? I liked him. He didn't give a eff what anybody thot. He doesn't live here! LOL. Jordan Sparks was that fat girl that got shitty about the purity rings comment? Never heard of her. I thot it was stupid of her to even mention. She didn't get his humor and should have just stayed home anyway. Who the hell is she? I think the purity rings are dumb too. If u wanna stay a virgin, just dont have sex. Dont advertsie it all over that u dont & never will. Just dont talk about it. Cuz when u do, it's a big deal that u lied. & BTW-I swear Rhianna is a just a tall DUDE!
LOL @ I swear Rhianna is a just a tall DUDE!
Oh please who doesn't think Bush is a retarded cowboy? Seriously even his wife secretly laughed at that one.
screw you 12:51. He might be a fuck up. But some retard from England doesnt need to come to the USA and say shit about him. He is OUR fuckup. Its like someone coming into the house and making fun of mom. Us kids mike make jokes about Momma, but someone else outside the family says something, stompdown time! Russell Brand should worry about his own country politics!
mike =might. Friggin fat fingers!
i tell you i don't like my politicians anywhere all that much... you can come to australia anytime you like and tell my that my pollies are fuckin retards. i'm not a nationalist and neither should you be. look at what happened to the germans when they all became the 'chosen ones' the superior race and supported their fuckin retard? get a life. they are all fuckin retards only some are worse than others. and your fucking retard is WORSE because he causes havoc ALL OVER THE WORLD. and when a family member causes trouble all over the neighbourhood it becomes the entire neighbourhoods problem. so what you are in fact asking us is to allow your retard to abuse in private and we won't let that happen. thats for anon 12.58 from an AUSTRALIAN. we have your fuckin RETARDS missiles on our land and we DONT LIKE IT!!!!!!!!!!
someone must like it, they allowed the US to put them there twit.
anon 9.22 yes TWIT your fukin bully RETARD forced our RETARDs to let them put it there because we are so scared shitless of the indonesian muslim fuckin retards next door. still anon 9.22..... wake up and get a life. RETARD!
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