Saturday, September 20, 2008

Serial farter


Jessica Simpson to People mag: “To be my man, you have to put up with a lot,” said the singer. “I toot under the sheets, I spend a lot of money and I can belch the ABC’s.”
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She's lying. There is no way this twat knows the ABC's.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Another empty 20something. No wonder people call her stupid.

Anonymous said...

weasel turd on legs.

Anonymous said...

I thought she just needed to keep her mouth shut - now we know she needs to keep her ass shut, too.