Thursday, September 18, 2008

Swank fails in her attempt to grow a new head

Reps for Hilary Swank: "Hilary was experiencing some discomfort and went to see her doctor, who prescribed an immediate course of action that included a brief hospitalization to remove a small, benign growth. Her condition has been resolved and there are no continuing health issues, with the exception of some short-term rest and recuperation."
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Today's poem..

Chester by Shel Silverstein

Chester came to school and said,
“Durn, I growed another head.”
Teacher said, “It’s time you knowed
The word is ‘grew’ not ‘growed’.



2 comments:

Anonymous said...

how fucking vague is that??? benign growth from where??? her front teeth??

Anonymous said...

no, from her penis.