Wednesday, September 24, 2008

That's just sad


I was just struck by the utter sadness of two Hollywood hens trying desperately to hold on to youth. Shauna Sand and Taylor Wayne will never figure out that there's no dignity in this. Click it to make it even sadder. They look like Paris and Britney at age 50...and broke.

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

Well, seein' as how they ain't big ol' good-uns, they must be good ol' big-uns.
...on second thought...

Anonymous said...

Yup, fug and desperate.

Anonymous said...

never heard of either of them. They are pretty tho. In a kind of trashy way. Like how sometimes a hooker is actually not ugly? Yeah, like that.

Anonymous said...

i thot it was brooke hogan & her mom out whoring around!

Anonymous said...

Never heard of them either. I can only say they are very sad, old-looking wanna-bes of some description. Hookers? Sad old hookers?

Anonymous said...

Don't you just love that natural sun-kissed glow? Who the hell are these two? All I see are a pair of orange implants.

Anonymous said...

For anyone curious:

Taylor Wayne (pictured, right) is a former Penthouse Pet and adult model. Shauna Sand, the former Mrs. Lorenzo Lamas (star of 80's TV and son of film star, Fernando Lamas) was a Playboy Playmate who now markets her line of plastic/lucite platform "hooker" shoes and other assorted trashy accessories.

But even more interesting, take a really good look at their noses... They've each probably had at least 3 rhinoplasties. Taylor's is so small it's almost not even *there*. lol... and Shauna's is so pinched at the tip, I don't know how she can breathe with her mouth closed.
What a couple of useless lumps.

Anonymous said...

maybe they are expecting to fill in the empty slots with Hef when his girls move out? Uh-Uh...ain't happenin' whores.

Anonymous said...

Ewwww...

Anonymous said...

They aren't real, they're Roger Rabbit cartoon extras.

Anonymous said...

Dude!
If Shauna can't breathe with her mouth closed, how's she ever gonna find work?