J-Lo in Elle.......“My babies! I love them, I love them, I love them.” Uhhhh, yeah..put some frosting on your nose. OMFG that's so cute. Love your pajamas. Who's that other wench? Oh, your personal slave..did she scatter the candy hearts just right? Did she take a bite out of the donut? Make a note..Fire her ass. Does the Laura Ashley wallpaper match the lamps, the cushions and Marc Anthony's underpants? Check. Diamond tiara straight? Check. 30 nannies keeping the annoying children in another wing of the mansion? Check. Just another typical Lopez morning.
Thursday, September 4, 2008
This is just how she wakes up
J-Lo in Elle.......“My babies! I love them, I love them, I love them.” Uhhhh, yeah..put some frosting on your nose. OMFG that's so cute. Love your pajamas. Who's that other wench? Oh, your personal slave..did she scatter the candy hearts just right? Did she take a bite out of the donut? Make a note..Fire her ass. Does the Laura Ashley wallpaper match the lamps, the cushions and Marc Anthony's underpants? Check. Diamond tiara straight? Check. 30 nannies keeping the annoying children in another wing of the mansion? Check. Just another typical Lopez morning.
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She is in a state of complete denial if she thinks we believe that line of crap. She made a bigger fool of herself on the Today Show when she claimed to be the real story because of her Triathlon training, and not the "swimmer guy" (her words talking about Michael Phelps) at the olympics. This showed me one more time her real self; a dancer with a big ass and a bigger ego. After Bennifer and Gigli and Jersey girl her image has ben tarnished, and with comments like this she just alienates a bigger fan base. There will always be J-Lo fans for sure, but not enough of hem to make her likeable again.
Why do we even care about her anymore? She is so not relevant, and as far as I can tell, she does absolutely nothing.
She loves to talk about herself and the "sacrifices" and superhuman heroic feats she has accomplished as a Wife and Mother. Sounds like a lot of insecurity to me.
How utterly pretentious & self involved. It's things like this that soured me towards her.
She must have a good sense of humor.
She's poking fun at herself, right????
I used to really like her. Now she just wants us to think she's a pampered queen or something. Thats not connecting with all of us still "from the block" ok? She truly is alienating herself. & Calling Michael Phelps "the swimmer guy"? Gawd! he's earned the respect of everyone to be at least called by his name!
when does the money stop rolling in and supposrting her life like shown here? I mean, can it just keep rolling in forever? thats an expensive kinda life. She has very expensive taste. I bet Marc has to hang his big red sombreros in the basement!
Holy sh**! Now I wanna cupcake. Dammit.
Anon @ 9:02- Good point. I read an article recently that outlined the outrageous monthly expenses of JLo & Skeletor, which have shot into the stratosphere since the birth of the twins. Apparently, several accountants analyzed their finances and stated with relative certainty that they're on the fast-track to going BROKE-- and soon, unless they reign in their wild-spending ways. (yeah, right.)
Someone needs a hit record-- and fast.
this stupid fucking cunt whore twat vaginal wart....
oh looky at me with frosting on my nose! Takes me back to when i had to suck a lot of cock to get a record contract....oh i love my babies soooooooooo much as long as i don't see them more than 5 minutes a day....i'm just so wonderful....i can birth twins, i can do a triathlon with a stunt double, i can sing with hundreds of people adjusting my voice, i'm just perfect....
can't stand this idiot...she belongs with p. shitty cuz they're both incredibly delusional....
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