sourceJessica Alba's interior decorater, Kari Whitman shows her "vintage" lamps picked out just for her! Yeah, I have those pieces of dated shit in my shed, but, no "decorator" is beating down my door. Golly gee whilikers, how do people get smart enough to put a bed in a bedroom?? I would have never thought of that! I can tell you one thing, that wench would be picking up her teeth if she tried to hang that cowboy cartoon on my wall. Ditto with the, uhhh, charming overpriced wastebaskets made of old potato chip bags. If there's a rich person reading here who thinks Jessica Alba's house is cool..please give me a call. I need a job where you pay me big bucks to find ugly junk and I can start right here as soon as I find the shed key. Never mind, I'll just cut off the padlock with my charming vintage bolt cutters.
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I see a huge ass croc ottomon there. Is that really eco-friendly? Is it real croc or embossed leather? Either way, it's not made from a tree so she's a liar. It's made from some sort of dead animal. How is her house more eco friendly than anyone elses? Using old stuff qualifies? Thats just everyone I know! Wow. We are all green and didn't know it. I can't stand this fraud, lying woman.
Cute room and cute lamps, cute outfits....cute, cute, cute! Cute crib...just love the whole feel, and now I'm jealous!!!
yea, i pose just like that everytime I sit on my sofa & look at old junky hanging lights from the 70's that some "vintage" aka "junk dealer" Fred Sanford wannabe comes over to sell to me! I also wear my highest heels when I am home decorating sitting on my ass. It's just more fun that way.
"vintage bolt cutters"...no shit! LMAO! Me too! Actually mine are rare antiques, handed down for generations, in the same greasy tool box as always!
how fucking staged is that photo with the decorator? and isn't it weird they're dressed almost alike?
I love the color of the couch...
umm.... dd i'll have the vintage bolt cutters!!
Not impressed. Alba looks like a store window dummy in this picture, posed, ya think?
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