Dear Linda Hogan, I'm all for dating younger men, but, when your date shows up smelling of Clearasil and carrying his skate board maybe it's time to dive a little deeper into the singles scene. Don't dive into the Hogan gene pool, you've been warned about shallow water. Also, you can't make hair extensions out of old My Little Pony's. Wait..I stand corrected.
Thursday, October 23, 2008
Creepy as fuck
Dear Linda Hogan, I'm all for dating younger men, but, when your date shows up smelling of Clearasil and carrying his skate board maybe it's time to dive a little deeper into the singles scene. Don't dive into the Hogan gene pool, you've been warned about shallow water. Also, you can't make hair extensions out of old My Little Pony's. Wait..I stand corrected.
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Why on earth is that young man with her old ass? Money? I suppose. She makes a good sugar momma. She looks like she's really lost weight. She also doesnt seem to be losing many tears over the dire problems her family is facing. So, are neither of her kids even speaking to her now? And why not? She's no worse than the rest of them! Yuck!
The headline should be "These creeps are 'f'g"!!
Poor Hulk couldn't hump anymore. His back, hips, elbows and neck are fucked from the wrestling days. She's just getting her some functional man staff to feel young and liberated. He gets a new skate every month and medical ebnefits for riding the old lady around the block.
She looks like a proud mama with her big boy.
The older she gets... the bigger her sunglasses. Before you know it, you'll only see her (hyper)-inflated lips!
I guess it goes without saying that she and her entire family suck. But, even so, she looks helluv better now that she's got her little boy toy. Obviously, she's getting more of a work out now. :)
Eat your heart out Hulk.
No Mo Ho(gans)
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