Monday, October 20, 2008

David Banda's sperm doner wants him back

Yohane Banda must get The National Enquirer in his Malawi mud hut because he heard about Madonna's divorce and now he thinks he has some say in her adopted sons future. “I am still a poor farmer with nothing to offer, but maybe he’d be better off back with us,” (speaking to British Sun)“This woman, Madonna, told me herself that David was beautiful and made her happy and she promised to take care of him,” Yohane Banda added. “Now I see him in a big bewildering crowd in the street with people pushing and shoving, and many cameras around, and without a mother and father to hold his hand. I’m feeling bad for him.”
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You're feeling bad that you sold your abandoned kids story for a pack of horse shit cigarettes and an anorexic milk goat. This idiot never stops talking shit..who the fuck is flying to Malawi to talk to his ignorant baby abandoning ass? Madonna should hire a helicopter to drop a giant rock on his mud hut. He'd be smooshed, because you know he's in there laying in a bed of moldy hay (with a couple of scrawny chickens) waving his magic baby makin' stick around and hoping to strike gold with the next poverty stricken orphan shot out of his sack o shame. Loser.

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

I bet he's had at least 7 kids since David was adopted. He don't want that kid back. Just some mo' money!

Anonymous said...

exactly 4:37, it's about money, not the child.

Anonymous said...

Is it not weird that she was allowed to adopt a child who still has a living parent? What's he going to think when he grows up and his adoptive parents live on different continents and his biological father/half siblings live on another continent? He's going to write a book about this when he's older.

Anonymous said...

A living parent? Most people who are adopted have living parents. Orphans only make up a very small percetage of those adopted.

Anonymous said...

i think that if madonna said she's keep the father informed she SHOULD...does she not think the kid will one day be old enough to realize he has a living father in shack back in africa???

she should keep the father informed....and she should make him sign a 'shut the fuck up' statement in return for some cash so he'd shut the fuck up...

Anonymous said...

Woof. That reunion is going to be AWKWARD.

Anonymous said...

YOU REALLY NEED TO GET A GRIP ON THE REAL WORLD IN AFRICA. IT IS NOT THE UNITED STATES. THESE PEOPLE ARE SO POOR THEY CANNOT FEED THEIR KIDS. THATS WHY THEIR KIDS END UP IN ORPHANAGES. ITS NOT BECAUSE THE PARENTS ARE GREEDY AND NEGLECT THEIR CHILDREN, ITS BECUASE ITS THE ONLY WAY THEY KNOW HOW TO HELP THEIR KIDS GET FOOD AND AN EDUCATION. DON'T BE SO FUCKING D U M B!!!!!! AND DON'T SEND ME CONDESCENDING MESSAGES ABOUT HOW I NEED A COUNCELLOR. THE ONLY REASON WHY I MIGHT NEED COUNSELLING IS BECAUSE THE IGNORANCE ON THIS PLANET MAKES ME NUTS!

Anonymous said...

Then why have so many kids....DUH

Anonymous said...

DUH to you too anon. why don't you look it up? you have the internet. surely education enabled you to do intellectual research? so use your brains and find out. exercising your intellect regularly is a good way to ward off fat ugly brains.